Obi Wan: are you sure everything is going to be okay?
Cody: no
Rex: he means we'll try our best General Kenobi
Anakin: yeah, chill bro. We've got this all under control
Ahsoka: yeah, and you're only going to be gone for the weekend
Obi Wan: and Monday too!
Padme: yes, there's a huge difference between one day
Obi Wan: well considering it's you guys, yes, there's a huge difference! -sighs- why did Yoda insists that I have to be the one to all the way into the unknown regions just to get a few cans of green beans?!
Ahsoka: well I mean someone had to do it
Anakin: yeah, were out of green beans. What else am I supposed to eat?
Obi Wan: grapes? Cheetos? Potatoes? There's a thousand things you could eat!
Anakin: still, there's nothing like green beans
Padme: tell that to the peas sitting in my fridge
Jesse: this is random, but I was wondering, what's it like for Yoda to eat green beans? I mean in a way, it's kind of like eating yourself, right?
Rex: -facepalm-
Ahsoka: well you better be off soon Master Kenobi. Doesn't your transport leave in like 5 minutes?
Obi Wan: oh, yeah. Yeah. Now remember if anything crazy happens-
Padme: call you right away, we know
Rex: yep
Anakin: that's litterly the 100th time you've said that. What are you so concerned about?
Obi Wan: you, mostly
Anakin: me? Pfft, as if. What have I ever done?
Padme: oh Anakin
Ahsoka: that is one long list
Obi Wan: you've murdered thousands of rubber chickens, turned to the dark side because you wanted a new job, shaved your eyebrows off to get into the no eyebrows chat, and you even threw my bed out of a window!
Rex: Don't forget about the van
Ahsoka: oh yes. The van...
Anakin: well that's all in the past! I'm a new man now!
Fives: who spilt oil all over the floor! Ow!!!
Anakin: -muffled laughter-
Padme: Oh Ani....
Obi Wan: you sure I should go?
Ahsoka: yes, go. We'll keep an eye on Anakin
Rex: well try our best sir!
Obi Wan: okay. Anakin, don't do anything crazy!
Anakin: okay!
Obi Wan has left this chat
Anakin: so who wants to have a party at Obi Wan's place?!
Hardcase: me!
Fives: ya!
Jesse: only if there's some mountain-dew-it!
Padme: Anakin!
Ahsoka: seriously? Master Kenobi litterly just told you not to do anything crazy!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
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