Fives: What? How is this possible?!
Rex: Fives!
Jesse: What are you doing here bro?
Ahsoka: Yeah
Fives: I, guys you won't believe what I found out! I have proof! About a plot! A massive deception!
Wolffe: What now?
Ahsoka: Don't tell me this is another Rexsoka theory....
Fives: No! I- Order 66! Its coming!
Plo Koon: You bought a pizza?
Rex: Of all the times to do that, you chose now?
Fives: No! I, I have to warn everyone!
-He dashes off after Anakin
Fives: You have to listen to me! I know the truth about a plot, a massive deception!
Anakin: Can't it wait until after we have the holocron?
Fives: No no, you don't understand!
Anakin: That's what it like when I've tried to explain how the rubber chickens are taking over the world.
Fives: You have to listen to me! Its-
-Then, out of nowhere, Fox shoots Fives
Fives: What the heck dude??? Why did you do that??
Fox: ...Orders?
Anakim: From who?
Chancellor Palpatine: Me. He he he...
Fives: Him! It's-its-
Chancellor Palpatine: Join me Skywalker, and together, we can rule the galaxy
Anakin: ...I thought this was just a competition to get to the Jedi holocron first
Chancellor Palpatine: Oh it is, I just thought that line sounded cool
Anakin: Well, I guess we can team up now that all my teammates are dead
Fives: I'm right here!!! Dead, technically, but still here
Chancellor Palpatine: Now...there is one last thing we must do to assure our victory...
-He activates his comlink and contacts all of the clones-
Darth Sidious: The time has come. Execute Order 66.
-Everything emerges into chaos
Aayla: Hey Bly, wanna make a bet that it I win, you have to buy me 1000 hamburgers?
Bly:
Aayla: Bly?
Bly: Sorry General
Bly shoots Aayla Secura
Kit: !!!! No!!!
Aayla: Bly...why?
Bly: Must...follow...orders
Some clones also shoot Shaak Ti and Barriss
Shaak Ti: What the heck man I'm already dead!!!
Barriss: Yeah, me too
Clone: From what I heard, you never can be too sure about Shaak Ti's death
Shaak Ti: -rolls her eyes-
Barriss: You know, I'm really considering ditching the Jedi
Lux: Hey guys! Did you hear? All the clones went crazy and have started shooting all the Jedi. I got some popcorn!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
