Fives: I need to know.
Ahsoka: need to know what?
Anakin: yeah
Rex: if you want to know who set the microwave on fire, it was Hardcase
Fives: no, I already knew that. It was obvious. I need to know something much more valuable
Satine: what could that possibly be?
Obi Wan: anything.
Rex: true
Anakin: so what do you need to know?
Padme: yeah, I'm kinda a little busy
Fives: well, you've all probobly realized I've only called certain people here...for a reason
Ahsoka: oh no.
Obi Wan: don't tell me it's the return...
Satine: of....of....
Rex: Fives don't do it
Padme: plz
Anakin: come on and just reveal it already we know what this is
Fives: it's the return of the couples chat!
Rex: -facepalm-
Ahsoka: whyyy
Satine: just leave us alone please. It's impossible not to get embarrassed when we have to chat on these types of chats
Obi Wan: yeah. Can't this just be a friends chat?
Anakin: na, I kinda like it
Padme: unless there's actually something important, I'm leaving
Fives: yes! There is something extremely important
Ahsoka: get ready for it..
Fives: I need confirmation on my ships! You are all like secretly dating, but then you deny it, and I have no clue who is with who or what the chicken is going on! We want answers!
Rex: 😐
Satine: what he said
Anakin: what do you mean "we"?
Fives has added Shak Ti, Maul, savage, Jesse, kix, Dogma, Tup, Hardcase Barriss, Lux, Ventress, grevious, Adi Galada, Kit Fisto, aayla Secura, Yoda, Bo Katan, Luminaria, Plo Koon, and Cody to the couple chat returns
Fives: well I think that's everyone
Emperor Palpatine: you forgot me.
Fives: ah, sorry
Obi Wan: did you have to ask Anakin?
Ahsoka: yeah, seriously Skyguy?
Rex: were all doomed.
Satine: so let me get this straight, pretty much everyone wants to know if were dating?
Fives: exactly.
Barriss: like come on.
Ventress: even I need to know the answer to these things
Maul: I've figured everything out about Kenobi, except if he has a girlfriend
Kit: it would be nice to know who is dating who
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
