Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

May The Fourth Be With You

Ahsoka: well, today is the day

Obi Wan: yes. It only comes once a year

Fives: wait, what day? Is it national taco day?

Anakin: is it? I forgot what day it is.

Obi Wan: so uncivilized...

Jesse: if it is, you owe me five tacos Hardcase

Hardcase: I don't have any. But I do have some guacamole

Rex: you guys seriously don't know what day it is?

Anakin: what? No. Would someone explain?

Padme: its May the Fourth Anakin! How could you forget such an important day?

Anakin: idk. Once I forgot national shoe day, and I didn't wear shoes. Everyone gave me such disgusted looks.

Obi Wan:-facepalm-

Maul: how could you commit such a treasonous crime?

Shak Ti: wait....how do you wear shoes if you don't have legs?

Grevious: ya don't

Maul: I just screw em on.

Savage: (you don't want to know any further guys)

Rex: well they also probably gave you such weird looks because you weren't wearing shoes

Ahsoka: ya. Happy May the fourth guys!

Rex: same to you dear cinnamon roll.

Ahsoka: 💖😍💖😍

Aayla: so are we throwing a party or what?

Kit: uh, yeah!

Adi Galada: we do every year

Shak Ti: yeah. Is that even a question?

Savage: wait I have a question. Can I come too? I mean I also celebrate revenge of the fifth...but...

Adi Galada: of course he can come. Can't he come?

Satine: uh, as long as he doesn't kill anyone?

Padme: yeah

Obi Wan: yeah. I guess so 

Savage: yay! I'll bring some of my Maluron fruit punch

Adi Galada: sounds great. I'll see you there.

Obi Wan: we need to get everything planned. Who's bringing what?

Echo: I'll bring balloons. They're overflowing my closet. Thanks a lot Fives

Fives: it was a good joke. And I guess I'll bring slime.

Rex: ???

Echo: that's his strange new hobby. He makes slime.

Hardcase: I ate some of it

Tup: that's dangerous!

Fives: chill bro. It was edible slime. I think it was anyways...

Adi Galada: well, I still have all of those tables from last year, so I'll bring those.

Kit: I have sun glasses.

Shak Ti: why?

Kit: eh, that Hondo dude offered me this really good deal for them, and I couldn't pass it up. So I bought a million pack.

Aayla: it's a wonder you can even get in your house

Kit: ...that's why I sleep in a hammock outside.