Later, after the feast at 8:00pm
Kit: Okay, is everyone ready?
Vos: Oh, I was born ready!
Padme: Shall we go over the rules?
Dogma: Yes.
Fives: No.
Ahsoka: Can we make alliances?
Obi Wan: I don't see why not
Aayla: Psst, Adi, let's team up!
Adi Gallia: No way, I'm going with Hondo
Hondo: You wanta win, don't ya?
Aayla: Seriously?
Adi Gallia: What? This guy knows what he's doing
Hondo: Now watch, as we get the treasure!
Anakin: Okay okay, let's get going! I have a competition to win!
Yoda: Go! 1...2...3!!!!
Shaak Ti: ....I think he said that backwards
Anakin: Who cares??? War!!!!! Fives, Hardcase, cover me!
Padme: Oh no you don't! Bail, keep them distracted while I take Anakin down!
Bail: Bold of you to assume I know how to use a laser gun!
Barriss: Wait, what does this button do?
Lux: Uh, I think you just shot yourself
Barriss: So what now?
Aayla: You're dead! Kit, there's no way we can get past this blockade!
Ahsoka: Distraction, we need a distraction!
Rex: What do you have in mind commander?
Ahsoka: Good to see you're still on my side Rex
Rex: Of course dear cinnamon roll
Jesse: I'll be too. Because Fives and Hardcase just like took off with Anakin
Ahsoka: Okay, here's what I had in mind...
Vos: Fun battle, isn't this Kenobi?
Obi Wan: You and your girlfriend won't stop firing at me!!!
Ventress: I never knew there was a better way to get revenge on Kenobi than just killing him!!!!
Obi Wan: -sighs-
Vos: What, didn't bring your girlfriend along?
Obi Wan: Satine's not my- wait, where is she?
-At that very moment, Satine comes crashing through the window wearing Mandalorian armor
Satine: Need a hand?
Ventress: Vos! No!!!
-Ventress takes the laser shots for Vos
Vos: Ventress! No!!!!
Ventress: I've made my choice...now make yours...and win this dang competition for us!!!
Satine: Woah!
Obi Wan: Satine?
Satine: I told ya I was going to steal death watch armor!
Obi Wan:
Satine: Okay, so, I just borrowed it from my sister, but it still has the same effect!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
