Anakin: So who's ready for tonight?
Ahsoka: -big inhale- me
Rex: I think so....
Fives: This is going to be so fun!
Aayla: And spooky!
Shaak Ti: Well, since you all insist that I go, I'm going
Kit: Come on, it'll be fun
Adi Gallia: You'll be shreaking two minutes in. I went last year to this haunted Halloween maze, and I almost didn't make it out of there
Satine: As in the tried to kill you??
Adi Gallia: No, they just acted like they were going to
Padme: Is that much better, lol
Satine: This sounds like it's going to be really creepy
Anakin: Oh, it will be....
Obi Wan: We'll be fine Satine
Jesse: So, do they actually have real knives and chainsaws and stuff?
Rex: Why do you want to know?
Cody: Are you sure you want to know?
Jesse: Just cause if they can bring their weapons I should be able to bring mine too, right?
Hardcase: I'll bring a blowdryer!
Ahsoka: 🤨
Rex: Don't ask...
Fives: I am so ready for this!
Anakin: Well good, because it's time to go. Anyone want to chicken out?
Obi Wan: You're the one who's scared of chickens, so you should be asking yourself
Anakin: 😒😒😒
Fives: I'm doing this!!!
Echo: -shrugs- why not
Jesse: I'm so in!
Hardcase: Me too!
Dogma: I broke my leg playing cornhole yesterday, so I'll have to pass
Cody: How did you break your leg by playing cornhole?
Dogma: Have you ever tried playing against Fives and Jesse? It gets competitive. Also Tup says there is no possible way he is ever going to a haunted cornmaze
Ahsoka: Shoulda guessed, lol. I'm in btw
Aayla: I'm so in!
Kit: Me too!
Adi Gallia: Me three. Nothing like an annual scare
Anakin: Pfft, this will be nothing like the whole rubber chicken deal... #scariestthingever
Obi Wan: I'm coming as well. Just to prove to Anakin that I won't scream
Anakin: Oh, you're going to. We made a bet that if he screams, he had to give me 1000 yams
Ahsoka: I won't even ask why it's yams, lol
Satine: I mean...I just feel like it's too late to back out now, so I'm in
Shaak Ti: I'm in. What's so creepy about walking through a corn maze though?
Adi Gallia: Oh, it gets creepy, believe me
Shaak Ti: I guess I'll find out for myself tonight
Barriss: I was going to go trick-or-treating, but everyone keeps telling me I'm too old and that this will be way funner, so I'm going.
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