*pretend this came out yesterday*
Jesse: you all know what to day is, right?
Fives: it has something to do with tacos...
Rex: oh, yeah
Obi Wan: I knew right away.
Ahsoka: how did you know?
Obi Wan: Anakin's sombrero gave it all away
Anakin: happy cinco De Mayo!
Ahsoka: yeah! And the best part is, that it's on tuesday!
Tup: and why is that so good?
Fives: uh, taco Tuesday, bro
Dogma: I'm making taco's amigos
Tup: amigos? Why is everyone being so weird?
Echo: they always are, lol
Rex: amigo is Spanish for friend. And cinco de mayo is a Mexican holiday for the fifth of may
Ahsoka: yeah, we mainly just celebrate it for the tacos though
Anakin: and the sombreros man! I litterly snuck into El Charo and acted like I worked there. Nobody suspected a thing...
Obi Wan: -facepalm- I just know I don't even want to know why
Anakin: well it was actually because me, Hardcase, Jesse and Fives were going to work together to steal some of those chimichangas. I was the undercover man
Obi Wan: -facepalm-
Ahsoka: ....did it work?
Anakin:
Fives:
Jesse:
Hardcase: tacos!
Domga: ah! Get out of those taco shells! I haven't even cooked the meat yet!
Rex: well, considering the fridge is filled completely with chimichangas, I would say yes, it worked
Anakin: it did. 😎
Jesse: Ow! Dogma yetted me with a broom!
Hardcase: me too!
Dogma: they were eating the salsa!
Rex: just wait a minute boys. The tacos should be done soon.
Jesse: can't we just have a sample?
Dogma: NO
Ahsoka: so where did you get the sombrero, Skyguy?
Anakin: the dollar store
Obi Wan: oh, I suspected you stole one from El Charo
Anakin: na, it would be too hard to take them off of the employees heads. But, I did get a party size pack, so that means...
Fives: everyone gets a sombrero!
Rex: you know these are kind of itchy
Ahsoka: they don't exactly fit right on me
Anakin: you'll live. Now lets take a selfie!
Ahsoka: everyone say salsa!
Hardcase: salsa? Where? I'll eat it!
Dogma: hey guys, the tacos are ready
Jesse: yesssssss
Obi Wan: woah, how many did you make?
Dogma: ....10,000. It should last a while...hopefully...hopefully
Tup: I have a feeling it won't when Jesse and Fives get there
Jesse digs in, only to realize the salsa is made of hot peppers
Jesse: ahh!! Hot! HOT!!
Dogma: ha! Got you again!
Jesse: will he ever stop? My mouth is on fire!
Hardcase: I don't think it's very bad
Rex: come on guys! Let's dig in!
Anakin: I call the last taco!
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ol, I don't really even celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I might as well me a chapter on it, even though I've updated like 1000 times this week. I hope you all enjoyed.
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