Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Padme's Revenge

Padme: so... Your probably wondering why I've called you all here

Satine: yeah, what's this chat about?

Shak Ti: I was like, mediating. What is it Amidala?

Luminara: I was putting on my green facepaint.

Shak Ti: Wait your face isn't actually green?

Barriss: nope its not. Why am I here? I was about to go on a date with my boyfriend.

Padme: wait, you have a boyfriend?

Satine: who is it, even?

Lux: its me! Good to hear from you my precious Berrie. 💕💕💕

Barriss: 💖💖💖💖

Padme:

Satine:

Shak Ti: I did not see that coming.

Luminara: wait, when did I say you could go on a date and have a boyfriend?

Barriss: uh....

Lux: you said so last Friday, but you just don't remember

Luminara: oh, okay.

Satine: I can't believe she didn't see through that.

Padme: okay! Were getting way off topic! So I've called you all here, to go on a space trip with me!

Shak Ti: uh... Ok

Satine: why do you want to go on a space trip with us?

Padme: because Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and the 501st went on a space trip and they didn't invite me! I'm ready to get revenge... And show them that I can plan a way cooler trip than them. Who's with me!

Lux: hey, Berrie, wanna go on a vacay for our date?

Barriss: anywhere with you. 💕

Shak Ti: okay I'm going for the sake of getting the scoop on Barriss and Lux. My news article will be right on the front of corousant news.

Luminara: since when did you become a news reporter?

Shak Ti: since I made a bet with Aayla that I could get a better story than her. Barux is so gonna be great.

Satine: like usual, this whole chat is crazy. but I'm ready for a vacation, so I'm in.

Padme: so were all in?

Luminara: I guess I'll tag along. I have to make sure that boy doesn't get too close to my little daughter Barriss.

Barriss: I'm not your daughter, and I can do whatever I-

Luminara: you will do what I say or your not coming on this trip missy!

Barriss: -sighs-

Plo Koon: I'm here! I was too busy buttering my toast and cooking my bacon that I just now had time to check my messages. What's going on?

Satine: basically, do you want to go on Padme's space trip?

Plo Koon: ooh, sounds like fun, I'm in.

Padme: okay, I'm coming right now to pick you guys up.

Barriss: wait but we have to pack!

Padme: not to worry I already snuck into you guys houses and got a ton of your clothes.

Shak Ti: say what?

Padme: what? We have to catch up to Anakin and the others right away!

Satine: sometimes I question why were friends.

Padme: whateva I've already taken off in my ship.

Plo Koon: wait, which ship?

Padme: oh, the chancellor let me borrow his ship in return for one thing.

Lux: and what is that?

Padme: that he can come along with us!

Palpatine: he he he

To be continued