Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

revenge part 2

Barriss: so, what is the plan?

Lux: okay.... Here's what were going to do...

Later...in real life..

Ahsoka: hi Barriss. What are you doing at the theaters today?

Barriss: oh, I just, you know, came to see a movie, you?

Ahsoka: i'd prefer not to say. Gtg

Texting

Barriss: okay, Ahsoka's in place, what about Rex?

Lux: he's at the other theater... This is going so well!

Barriss: oh, Ahsoka's looking so confused.

Lux: their going to be so mad when they think its the others fault!

Barriss: lets hope its enough to make them break up! Mwahahahaha!

Lux: right back at ya.😏

Barriss: Ahsoka is pulling out her phone!

Lux: oh no, Rex just got a message!

On another chat...

Ahsoka: Rexter, where are you?

Rex: I'm at the theater. I was just going to ask you the same thing, my cinnamon roll

Ahsoka: I don't see you.

Rex: you either.

Ahsoka: I'm beside the movie room were going to watch

Rex: but that's where I am!

Ahsoka: wait, what theater are you at?

Rex: uh, the Jedi sword like you said

Ahsoka: what, I'm at the corrosuant cinima like you said

Rex: wait, when did I say that?

Ahsoka: you texted me

Rex: I must have gotten mixed up or something.. Idk maybe the 501st pranked me or something

Ahsoka: its okay. Ill come to you

Rex: no, I'll come to you

Ahsoka: I can get there faster rexter!

Rex: if you insist my cinnamon roll.💖

Ahsoka: 💖

On another chat

Lux: what's happening? Rex just put his phone away.

Barriss: oh no, Ahsoka is leaving.

Lux: does she look mad?

Barriss: uh, no she actually looks happy.

Lux: oh no. Rex looks happy too.

Barriss: well what do we do now mastermind?

Lux: we follow them. They are not going to come out of this theater as a couple!

Barriss: okay, I'm on my way.

Later... Ahsoka meets up with rex while Barriss and Lux spy on them

Barriss: what should we do?

Lux: we follow them!

Barriss: but they're going into that creepy horror movie, the ewoks.

Lux: well we can't afford for them to get any closer!

Barriss: if you say so.

So they all go in the theaters. Lux and Barriss sit right behind Ahsoka and rex.

Barriss: this movie is scary, don't you think?

Lux: its not that bad...

Barriss: that cute ewok just ate a human!

Lux: okay, that was kinda creepy.

Barriss: can't I leave?

Lux: no! I need you! I guess if your really that scared, you can hold my hand.

Barriss: really?

Lux: I guess.

They hold hands

Lux: omg! Rex just put his arm around Ahsoka.

Barriss: ah! She's leaning closer to him!

Lux: that's it! I'm kicking their seats!

Barriss: don't! Well be caught for sure!

Lux: I can't hold back!

Lux kicks their seats, just as Ahsoka and rex look back. Barriss quickly pulls herself and Lux down on the floor. Rex and Ahsoka look back at the movie.

Lux: phew, that was a close one barry. Thanks for the quick save

Barriss: yeah, uh,uh, no problem. Now what though?

Lux: idk. This sabatoge is not going at all like I planned.

Barriss: we better get out quick. The movie is almost over.

Lux: fine. Let's get out and get popcorn then spy on them some more.

Barriss: okay.

They leave and get popcorn. Later, rex and ahsoka come out of the theater

Barriss: there they are. Ugg, they look so happy.

Lux: quick! Use the force and spill rex's drink on Ahsoka.

Barriss: okay...

So Barriss uses the force and spills rex's drink on Ahsoka.

Lux: oh no, this is getting even worse. Now rex is giving Ahsoka his jacket.

Barriss: Ahsoka doesn't even look mad!

Lux: could this day get any worse.

Barriss: hey, at least their not kissing.

Lux: that's it! lets get out of here before they do.

They do leave fives glances down at them from his secret hiding place.

Fives: someone is messing with my ship.... And I intend to get revenge....

To be continued...