Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

The Babe Cave

Padme: introducing, the babe cave!

Ahsoka: wow, this place is pretty lit

Barriss: oh I get it, because there's lights all over the place, so it's lit

Ahsoka:

Barriss: that's not what you meant, is it?

Satine: still, this place is very nice.

Luminara: how did you afford all of this stuff?

Padme: oh, you know...work...

Satine: did you steal money?

Adi Galada: did you?

Shak Ti: I stole toliet paper

Aayla: that was random, creepy, and gross

Padme: no, I just told Chancellor Palpatine that I was borrowing some money for something very important! The babe cave!

Satine: girl that title is so cringy

Padme: no more cringy than Man Cave!

Ahsoka: well, I'll admit this place is better than Anakin's man cave...that place is litterly a dumpster

Satine: speaking of Anakin, did you seriously just make a "babe cave" because Anakin had a man cave?

Padme: well, maybe...okay, yeah! But this place could be so important! Oh, and remember, this is the babe cave, only for us girls! Never ever let a guy in no matter what

Barriss: what if he's being hunted?

Padme: I don't care if he's about to lose a hand. No guys aloud! And don't even think about inviting your boyfriends here!

Ahsoka: why is everyone looking at me?

Aayla: because you're dating Rex!

Satine: and you're dating Kit Fisto!

Aayla: and you're dating Obi Wan!

Barriss: I'm dating Lux.

Shak Ti: that's so weirdddd

Adi Galada: right???

Luminara: why is there nothing but granola bars in these cabinets?

Barriss: I was going to ask the same thing

Padme: it's all the food I have at the moment

Shak Ti: you live off of granola bars?

Padme: no. I also eat macaroni

Ahsoka: that's not exactly healthy

Luminara: I'm going down the street to that ramen noodle restaurant. I'm starved.

Adi Galada: oh, yeah, that place. Isn't all the serve there noodles?

Aayla: yeah. It's kinda weird

Shak Ti: so what exactly do we do at this "Babe Cave"?

Padme: hang out, chill. Talk about stuff

Barriss: yesterday, I bought a microwave

Satine: that's not what she meant

Padme: I mean cool stuff!

Adi Galada: oh, we should play truth or dare...

Ahsoka: really? That game never ends well...

Satine: true, brings back memories of the good old times...

Aayla: just reminds me of the time I had to throw a sandwich at Master Yoda...the worst part was I wasn't aloud to say why

Adi Galada: that was one of my best dares. I'll got first. Shak Ti, truth or dare?