Anakin: So, uh, where exactly are we going, Master Yoda?
Obi Wan: Shhh!!!
Kit: We don't want him to loose focus
Vos: Man, how long can this dude mediate for
Mace Windu: Hours, if the situation is dire enough
Vos: My records five
Anakin: Minutes?
Vos: No, seconds
Plo Koon: No wonder you never think before you act...
Yoda: A surprise for you all, I have
Anakin: Still trying to figure out if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
Obi Wan: As long as it isn't anything like the time we went bungie jumping through Dagobah, I'll be satisfied
Vos: But it was so fun! Until I hit a tree. And a snake bit me
Kit: Dude, you are one wild man.
Plo Koon: If you can even consider him a man
Mace Windu: So what is this about Master Yoda?
Yoda: Fishing, we will be going. :)
Anakin: Fish-ing? Is that like shopping, but for fish?
Obi Wan: -Facepalm- I have failed as a Master
Vos: So basically, you jump in the water, hide, then you attempt to catch a fish with your bare hands.
Kit: Uhhh
Plo Koon: I do believe we will be using a more...civilized version
Yoda: Indeed, yes. Fishing rods
Anakin: This is like a lightsaber, with no light
Vos: A saber! I challenge you to a duel Anakin Skywalker!!!
Anakin: Challange excepted Quinlan Vos!!!
Obi Wan: Stop it before you knock someone into the water
Mace Windu: I agree-
Anakin "accidentally" knocks his fishing hat off into the water
Mace Windu: mY hAt
Yoda: Focus now, we must. A hard skill, fishing is
Plo Koon: Surely it's no harder than learning jazz
Kit: What
Plo Koon: What
Yoda: First, grab a worm you must, and place if on the end of your pole, this like
Anakin: We get to pick worms!
Vos: Oh! These things come free? I thought you could only buy them at the candy isle!
Obi Wan: That is not the same type of-
Anakin: Delicious.
Mace Windu: Do not eat the bait!
Kit: Here, like this?
Yoda: Very good job, you have done Master Fisto
Plo Koon: I have to admit, I find this practice a bit strange
Obi Wan: It's nothing compared to Anakin's shenanigans
Anakin: I think I'll stuff some worms in my shoe for later
Mace Windu: What's the next step Master Yoda?
Yoda: Throw your line out into the river, you shall
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
