*Huge big Star Wars spoilers*
Fives: you can only enter this chat if you've died before
Anakin: dead! Vader killed me!
Kit: that's like saying you killed yourself
Obi Wan: he killed me too
Shak Ti: I've died so many times I've lost count
Tup: I can't believe I died
Jesse: and me. I wonder if anyone cried when I died
Yoda: dead, I am
Mace Windu: I'm dead too, because of Anakin Skywalker!
Padme: #dead
Sidious: he he he, same
Mace Windu: your also the reason I'm dead
Maul: I died...then came back...then died
Gregor: I've got the same story
Ventress: I'm dead inside and out
Dooku: same...my apprentice
Ventress: dude you killed me
Dooku: and Skywalker killed me!
Aayla: Bly killed me...😭😥😭
Luminara: idk who shot me down. They owe me an apology!
Ki Adi Mundi: it was order 66 they killed me as well
Adi Galada: I was stabbed to death
Savage: ...by me. And I'm also dead
Satine: ...I died too
Obi Wan: at least we're here together dear
Anakin: #theshipstillsails
Fives: even though their dead
Hardcase: I blew myself up!
Anakin: Wrecker would be proud
Thorn: new here, but dead
Padme: hi
Pre Visla: dead. I died honorably though
Satine: ...my sister would disagree
Tup: wait, I just thought of something! Shouldn't everyone be added to the dead chat because in the end, everybody dies one way or another?
Fives:
Kit: I did not see that coming
Plo Koon: me neither
Anakin: but they didn't really earn their death though!
Obi Wan: earning your death?
Satine: that's as weird as it sounds.
Grevious: Kenobi...I can't believe you blew my heart up! That was so disturbing and painful
Satine: so was being stabbed to death by the darksaber!
Maul: I would say sorry, but it totally broke Obi Wan
Yoda: failed at the no attachment rule, you have
Obi Wan:
Fives: now everyone say how you died or who killed you
Adi Galada: stabbed to death
Satine: killed by Maul and the darksaber
Savage: Sidious stabbed me with TWO lightsabers. Dude, there's such a thing as overkill
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