Padme: who's excited for today?
Satine: me! I can't wait to go shopping
Ahsoka: me too. It sounds like fun
Barriss: I only came because I need to return this toaster
Ahsoka: why? What was wrong with it?
Barriss: nothing. I just wanted to return it
Satine: okay?
Padme: let's get going now!
Ahsoka: uh, it's like 5am. How long are we going to be shopping for?
Padme: have you never heard the saying shop until you drop? Now everybody load up in the van!
Satine: do you have Anakin's permission to drive this?
Padme: no, but I needed a vehicle and this one will work
Ahsoka: unless of course Anakin did something to it
Barriss: why would he do that?
Padme: because he's Anakin
Ahsoka: yeah. Once he blew up the bathtub because it got stained orange after he thought it would be a good idea to take a bath in orange crush soda.
Satine: well he couldn't very well let Obi Wan find out about that, could he now?
Barriss: I guess not. Though its impossible to keep anything from Luminaria...
Padme: let's stop by McDonalds and get some breakfast
Jesse and Hardcase pop out of the back of the van
Jesse and Hardcase: we're going to McDonalds?!?!
Barriss: ahhh!!!
Ahsoka: When do you two get in here???
Jesse: we wanted to go to the mall too
Hardcase: so we hid in the van!
Satine: you almost gave me a heart attack
Ahsoka: uh, does Rex, or anyone know that you're here?
Jesse: ....no, I don't think so
Padme: -sighs-
Satine: well I guess we could turn around and-
Padme: NO!!! THERE IS NO GOING BACK WHEN SHOPPING!!!!!!
Barriss: that was loud
Ahsoka: well let me at least text Rex and tell him where you guys are
Barriss: why did you want to go shopping in the first place
Jesse: well for one I've never went shopping before
Hardcase: and I blew the oven up!
Jesse: yeah, so, you know, we have to buy another one
Satine: and no one knows about this?
Jesse: Nope. Well actually we had to "accidentally" lock Dogma in the storage closet so he won't find out
Hardcase: he'd murder us if he did
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