Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

the favor

Anakin: hey, Ahsoka, will you do me a favor?

Ahsoka: depends on the favor...

Fives: we've been hiding for five whole days from master Windu!

Anakin: yeah. Would you mind.. I don't know, making Mace windu leave us alone?

Ahsoka: I heard that you pranked him. What exactly did you do?

Anakin: I, um... Well... Do I half to say?!

Ahsoka: yeah, if you want my help.

Anakin: okay, so the other day Mace windu humiliated me in front of the entire Jedi counsel, so I decided to get revenge. I put a camera in his room, the watched him.

Ahsoka: that's not at all creepy.

Anakin: yeah its not

Ahsoka: back to the story!

Anakin: so I noticed when Mace windu went to bed, he brought a teddy bear with him.

Ahsoka: no way!

Anakin: yes way. So I snuck into his quarters...

Ahsoka: wait, how did you get in?

Echo: I hacked his security code.

Fives: yeah, his password was litterly teddy bear.

Ahsoka: oh my gosh!

Anakin: so... Then I took his teady bear, and replaced it with a robotic one.

Ahsoka: then what!

Anakin: when he was sleeping.. I turned it on and he thought it was a zombie bear. He lazered it in half with his lightsaber, the cried over the teady bears death.

Ahsoka: how did he find out you did it?

Anakin: the whole 501st was laughing so hard, and then Hardcase accidentally turned on the speaker, and Mace windu heard us.

Hardcase: well sorry!

Anakin: you should have seen the scowl on his face. It looked like he had gone full dark side.

Fives: so will you help us out commander Tano?

Ahsoka: I don't know.. Its kinda relaxing without you guys around...

Anakin: for crying out loud seriously Ahsoka?!?!

Ahsoka: yeah.

Anakin: well, blackmail it is then. If you don't make master windu stop chasing us, I will turn over your boyfriend to him!

Fives: (he means Rex by the way)

Ahsoka: okay, number one, Rex isn't my boyfriend! Number two, you'll regret blackmailing me.

Anakin: well, what's it gonna be?

Ahsoka: fine, I'll deal with master windu, but just for Rex's sake! Oh, and you owe me a favor after this

Anakin: uh, fine.well get to it! I'm tired of sitting in this crammed pantry.

Ahsoka texting mace Windu

Ahsoka: master Windu?

Mace windu: what do you want youngling?

Ahsoka: I'm not a youngling! And I want to talk about my master, Anakin.

Mace windu: that man is dead meat!

Ahsoka: well, I know a great way to really get revenge on him...

Mace windu: I'm listening...

Ahsoka: it has to do with humiliation..

Later

Anakin: phew, thanks for getting me out of that one snips. How exactly did you convince Mace Windu to leave me alone?

Ahsoka: oh, you know, I just told him a few things that changed his mind.

Anakin: well thanks it worked

Ahsoka: now, about the favor you owe me...

Anakin: I knew this wouldn't come so simple... What do you want?

Ahsoka: I want a barbie doll. Please go buy me one.

Anakin: what? Why can't you buy one yourself?

Ahsoka: because people will judge me. Now go get me one!

Anakin: oh fine.

So Anakin goes to the store and buys a barbie. Ahsoka takes a picture and puts it up on social media where everyone sees.

Anakin Skywalker buys a barbie: comments:

Obi wan: no way! I'm saving this picture for life!

Padme: I always knew Anakin was hiding something from me.

Mace Windu: its called payback, Skywalker!

Ahsoka: yeah! We got you good!

Anakin: why have you betrayed me my apprentice...

Lol. I couldn't find a picture of Anakin with a barbie, so imagine it yourselves!