Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read.
***If...
*The Mando has added Hunter, Plo Koon, kanan, and Darth Vader to the 'accidental space dads' chat*
The mando: Hey, so, I was just scrolling around on Spacebook, and it looks like we all have something in common.
Kanan: I see where you're going
Hunter: We accidentally became space dads.
Plo Koon: Indeed, yes
The Mando: Yeah.
Darth Vader:
The Mando: So how did it like, happen for you?
Kanan: Well, you know, hard times in the war, two emotionally insecure teens with a lot of issues. My girlfriend took the role of a mother, so it was only natural I became the father of our space fam.
Hunter: Cute little kid came along. I was the only capable one in the bunch. What else was I supposed to do?
Plo Koon: Well...I wasn't supposed to get attached, but I kind of adopted little 'soka and the whole pack
Kanan: Wait, how many kids do you have?
Plo Koon: .....you don't want to know
Darth Vader: I became a father on accident. And then I didn't even know my kids were alive until almost 20 years later
The Mando: That's rough buddy
Hunter: How'd you get your kid?
The Mando: There was a bounty on him. But he was too cute so I kinda adopted him and made it my mission to bring him to his kind.
Kanan: Cute, innocent kids. Sure are hard to refuse.
Hunter: Tell me about it
The Mando: Trust me when I say there's nothing cuter than my son
Plo Koon: Have you seen little 'Soka? No one is cuter than her
Hunter: But Omega is so sweet!
Kanan: My kids are a little too old for this, but they are literal cinnamon rolls
The Mando: Well just take a look at this!
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Plo Koon: Cute, but:
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