Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

drivers licenses!

Ahsoka: guys guess what!

Anakin: you bought me a hedgehog!

Obi wan: you finally cleaned your room?

Ahsoka: uh, no. I got my drivers liscense!

Jesse: that's great! Will you bring me to the toy store now?

Hardcase: bring me too!

Rex: good job Ahsoka.

Ahsoka: thanks Rex, and I might bring you to the toy store sometime. This is so great having my license now!

Anakin: but why? Isn't my driving okay?

Obi wan: its a wonder you even passed the test Anakin.

Ahsoka: I mean, now I won't have to beg you and Obi Wan to bring me to the movies and stuff

Anakin: what about Rex?

Ahsoka: Rex brings me whenever I like.😉

Rex: 😉

Fives: wait, what does that mean???

Rex: ah! When did you get here!

Fives: oh, I've always been here. Now what does 😉 mean???

Ahsoka: nothing...

Rex: yeah...

Obi wan: that's great, Ahsoka.

Ahsoka: how well did you do on your test guys?

Anakin: I ran over a few people, and maybe a cat too, but when I threatened to murder the teachers family, he let me pass.

Ahsoka: what in the galaxy?!?!

Obi wan: what the heck Anakin!

Anakin: I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I just might have bribed the teacher...

Obi wan: when will he learn...

Rex: that's...crazy. But expected.

Jesse: yeah, I mean general Skywalker is known for his craziness.

Hardcase: I'm not surprised. But did you really run over that innocent cat!?!?!!!!

Anakin: maybe...

Obi wan: how did I never question how you got that driving license?

Ahsoka: how did you pass master Kenobi?

Obi wan: oh, I did pretty good.

Anakin: except for the fact that you almost crashed into a tree.

Obi wan: how did you know about that?

Anakin: when master Yoda is bored he tells me stories about all you Jedi masters. You did some pretty crazy things apparently.

Obi wan: well I was young then

Anakin: well I'm young now.😏

Obi wan: -facepalm-

Ahsoka: what about you clones?

Rex: I passed really easily. The only problem was that the driver kept falling asleep, so I kept having to take the test again...

Fives: I snuck an earpiece in so Echo could tell me all the answers on the test, and then I drove like a maniac, but I passed still.

Jesse: I tried. But failed every time. The questions made no sense! What does it even matter if I put on my left blinker or my right?

Hardcase: well, first time I crashed the car into a wall. Second time, I crashed into the donut store because the smell was just too apatizing. Third time, I accidentally pushed the eject button and the teacher flew straight out. After that, I just gave up.

Ahsoka: that's all surprising. And kinda crazy. Now who wants to go for a ride?

Jesse: me!

Hardcase: to the donut store!

Fives: no, to the candy store!

Ahsoka: let's go to both! Anyone else?

Rex: sure.

Anakin: might as well get a few donut.

Obi wan: somebody has to watch all of you children!

Ahsoka: well let's go already!

This chapter was a little boring to me, but what did you all think?