Hondo: how are my two favorite Jedi?
Anakin: what do you want Hondo?
Hondo: want something? why think that Skywalker?
Obi wan: because you never just check in on us
Hondo: ah! Wise master Kenobi you've got me!
Anakin: so what do you want?
Hondo: I was wandering if your interested in purchasing my new merchandise
Obi wan: which is?
Hondo: tide laundry detergent!
Anakin: say what
Hondo: its great for washing all those milly robes, and dirty Jedi vest! The best part is, its only 15.99!!
Obi wan: your literly trying advertising?
Hondo: whata? It makes good money! Now may I remind you, I saved this deal for my favorite Jedi
Anakin: sorry, but no. My laundry detergent is wayy cheaper
Hondo: buta this is high quality stuff!
Obi wan: sorry, were good
Hondo: hmm, maybe the ladies of the household will think differently!
Obi wan: please tell me he's not doing what I think he's doing.
Anakin: he is
Hondo has added Padme and Satine to this chat
Hondo: ah, ladies! How would you like some of my rare laundry detergent for the cheap price of 15.99?
Satine: um, what
Padme: 15.99 is way to expensive. Sorry, but no
Satine: um, I don't wash my own clothes.
Hondo: buta aren't you tired of smelly clothes? With this concxtion, you clothes will smell like lavender for eternity!
Padme: I'm good
Satine: why am I even here?
Obi wan: sorry girls
Hondo: ifa none of you will buy my detergent, maybe some young ones will convince you!
Hondo has added Ahsoka and korgie to this chat
Ahsoka: um hello?
Korgie: why am I here
Obi wan: -facepalms-
Hondo: ah kids! Nowa tell me, don't you want some fresh clothes with my new laundry detergent
Ahsoka: number one, I'm not a kid. Number two, why on earth would I want laundry detergent?
Korgie: yeah, same
Hondo: this is not going well
Anakin: just leave us alone now
Hondo: not until I've made a profit!
Satine: fine! I will buy 2 things of it.
Obi wan: I really don't want to buy laundry detergent
Anakin: good thing I know someone who will
Anakin has added Yoda to this chat
Yoda: here, why am I?
Padme: basically, do you want laundry detergent?
Yoda: in need of detergent, I am
Hondo: ah! Yes! The small green one, smart! Nowa, how many?
Yoda: 30, I will take
Ahsoka: say what?
Yoda: many Jedi robes, to wash I have.
Hondo: greata! Your package will be delivered tommrow! At only the price of $500!
Anakin: but that's like, 50 dollars more.
Obi wan: wow Anakin. When did you learn to do your math?
Padme: yeah
Hondo: shha I'm making good business.
Yoda: scammed I have been.
Anakin: well someone needs a grammar lesson.
Hondo: what cam I say? Laundry detergent is laundry detergent. No cancellations aloud.
Yoda: yoga I must do, focus on finding a job, I must.
Ahsoka: wait, do you don't even have 500 dollars?
Yoda: befallen me, bankruptcy has.
The end. Anyone else love Hondo?
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