The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

The Sinister a Number, Part 12

"We are never going to financially recover from this," said Mysterio. He raised his hands to surrender.

"Zere still hope," Rhino hadn't been robbed.

"She is one of us."

"Does she have any idea what she's started?"

"Yeah, and it's really fucking hot, I mean..." Sergei didn't have to know that him, he, Dmitri had made love, like a lot to his, holes woman. And was the reason why this happened.

"There has been a prison break at Ravencroft."

"Yay, good news, she didn't lie-" She really was one of them.

"Kurt Connors, also known as the Lizard has escaped."

"And?"

"Just Kurt Connors."

"Oh fuck." This was bad.

Meanwhile Across Town...

"If only we had World War One Flying Ace-"

"Oh shut up!"

"Look at me I can fly!" Abby couldn't fly.

"We are going to catch her right?"

"Maybe."

"You killed a man!"

"Oh shit." Janet had to catch her.

"I'm going to crash to the ground and- oh hi." It was Spiderman.

"New Jersey?"

"Oh however did you know." Abby felt like a hot potato, but with Spider People. "I can't wait to meet Blatinx Spiderman." Abby was meeting so many Spider People today.

"He's going to love you."

"Everybody loves me!" She was a hero.

"Hold it right there Spiderman!"

"Oh look, SHIELD agents!" They were Abby's friends.

"We have intercepted her, agreed. Change of plan, New Jersey is too obvious."

"New Hampshire?" Abby loved Maple Syrup, or was that Vermont?

"Florida."

"I'm not moving back in with my parents."

"You're not, that would be too obvious too, although Phil would love to have you." And kill anyone who got within 10 feet of her, including the Lizard. 

"You know who else escaped to Florida?"

"We are fixing that on your records right away."

"Nah."

"The Lizard is coming after you."

"Kurt's not doing so good?"

"Nah."

"Look after my gwildren!" Dr. Bong had gotten that new job offer, right?

"Put your head down, hide, thank you for helping Spiderman."

"Lizards love Florida."

"Was she like this as a child?"

"Worse." The SHIELD agent got in the car. "Drive to the airport."

"This was really easy," said Abby eerily.

"She's in a car," said Vulture, "I'm following the car, Spiderman is..."

"Spiderman is where?"

"Lady Spiderman!" How many Spider People were here to make sure that she stayed alive?