The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

Cyborg Squirreltilope, Part 5

"Missing child Danielle Cage-"

"Uh huh, missing child, any news-"

"Danielle Cage!"

"Who is that?"

Meanwhile Back on Earth...

"Hey look, a baby, what's up baby?" Danielle cage just stared back at Abby. "Is that your toy?"

"Don't use racial slurs around your friends, because that friendship will soon end," Danielle's Gnarly the Narwahl toy was right.

"Do you hang out as Oscorp shipping and receiving often?"

"No," said Danielle.

"Yeah, neither do I, usually she is...I'm in the basement."

"House?" Danielle's family had just moved and she was getting used to the change of address. "Abby" checked to see if anyone else was around.

A Mad Dash Across Town to Avoid Charges and Keep Norman Away from Children Later...

"Chillin after school is really cool,

Hey, Gnarly's just a toy, April Fool's!

Gnar, Gnar, Ganrly, Gnarly the Narwahl!

Summon him from his dimension, friendship is his intention,

Learn everything you need to know,

Emotional and intellectual growth,

Gnar, Gnar, Gnarly, Gnarly the Narwahl,

Have fun and play with your friends

With Gnarly the fun never ends

Gnar, Gnar, Gnar, Gnarly the Narwahl.

Comes from a world of cold and ice

To make your day happy and bright

Gnar, Gnar, Gnar, Gnarly, Gnarly the Narwahl.

Teaches you things about life,

Like wrong from right,

How to get along,

This is Gnarly's theme song!

Gnar, Gnar, Gnar, Gnarly the Narwahl.

"There are too many pictures of you on Facebook!" said the TV Enthusiastically.

"This one's for parents I think," said Kevin. It was free child porn that wasn't hard to find when you think about it. It's not like you could go up and ask- "Oh my God he skateboards out of his home dimension."

"Yay," said Danielle.

"How does he do that?" Wondered Kevin. Telekinesis probably.

"Hey Verb!"

"Hi Tarik!"

"Tarik," said Danielle, Tarik was her favorite.

"Has a van been following you around?" Asked Verb.

"No, why?" Asked Tarik.

"It's right over there and it scares me," said Verb. The van was, this was a very important episode. Isha was jump roping.

"Did I kidnap you?" Kevin asked Danielle. "You were at Oscorp Shipping & Receiving, just kind of there with no one around, we both probably like cookies so, do you have teeth? I might stop and get some Baklava." Danielle held up fingers. Did he just leave her a bowl of water and tell her where the toilet was? "You are potty trained right?"

"I make splash," said Danielle.

"You are making fart noises,' said Kevin. "Also my cousin did not imitate Hank Pym and made one of you with Tygra." A lot more paternity tests should have been performed after the Skrull invasion.

"Danielle!" Kungfu noises also, her family had found her.

"Daddy, Mama!"

"What did you do to her?" Demanded Luke Cage.

"She was found at Oscorp Shipping and Receiving, and bought here, she has TV, water, also, I am not a Skrull scary black man." That was a bad choice of words. The scary white woman punched Kevin in the face.

"How did she get there?" Asked Jessica Jones, who did not have herpes.

Meanwhile at the Intelligencia

"How can you lose a baby?"

"Toddler, she can walk." The Masters of Evil weren't the Masters of Babysitting.

"Where is the interdimensional teleporter?"

"The...oh no." The settings were still in progress. Plus there were constant and inconvenient updates.

Back at Oscorp...

"Oh, hello, this is new." The interdimensional teleporter appeared on Hans' table. "What are you?" He pressed a button and disappeared.

"Rawr?" A bear was cleaning a pool.

"Hello, I am-" Hans returned back home.

"Rawr," said the bear, "Rawr."

"We home now?"

"RAWR!" They had returned!

"Well, that was an experience."

"Give us the interdimensional teleporter!"

"How did you know it was here?"

"I might have needed to pee and we have cool toilets here."

"Where did you pee?"

"Mine! My toy!" Danielle reappeared at Oscorp.

At Kevin's Apartment...

"Danielle?" She had disappeared from her parents arms.

"At least this isn't the Clone Saga," said Kevin.

"Where is my consort?" There was a man runninga round screaming in the street. "Love Truffle!"

"So...quantum mechanics and teleport...tation." Kevin heard his fridge open.

"Not yet."

"Bionic Howard the Duck is on the..."

"That would be an awesome cosplay," said Luke

"Mommy, daddy!"

"Danielle!"

"I press buttons!"

"You did."