The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

Kevin's Family, Part 5

"Is this why the salmon die?" Asked Hentai.

"No, here, pour this-"

"No!"

"He has two families."

"And?"

"Well I can't judge anyone else's-"

"He has a girlfriend too."

"How do you manage your schedule!" Time management was a sore spot for Hentai, she was a busy and jealous lady. "Was that water?"

"The fun stuff is back at work, so what is it like dating Janet?"

"He dates your coworker Janet?" Kevin was polishing something pointy. "We should just call SHIELD, no one will believe-"

"Hentai, what are you-"

"Be nice to Janet!"

"You are such a Hufflepuff!"

"Is anyone else coming to torture or generally annoy me?"

"Do you want a ghost finger up your butt?"

"I...no?"

"He'd do that?"

"He's the ghost of Benjamin Franklin."

"I'm out of water." Abby could feel it. 

"Here's the deal, you turn yourself in and tell your wife the truth, or I torture you with space stuff."

"Until quiet hours."

"Until, what time is it?"

"4 PM."

"It's almost dinner time, we should order something." 

"If we just call SHIELD..."

"No, we are adults, we can handle this ourselves." 

"Would you like a blanket?" Asked Hentai.

"Yes."

"Too bad."

"Knock, knock." The Ghost of Benjamin Franklin floated through the door. "So many doctors here, can I help?" Dr. Singh clinched his cheeks.

"If you stick one of your ghost fingers in a hole..."

"I'm not into that!"

"But your prostate is there and apparently you are very busy."

"So it wouldn't be torturing him...."

"Maybe mentally, it would help more than anything."

"Ohhh...well we just have to kill him."

"Ha! I'm already dead!"

"How are we going to..." There was a knock on the door. Kevin turned into a maintenance man. "Did you order..."

"I didn't know what we, not you you evil pervert-"

"It's okay, I'm a ghost."

"No, Dr. Singh, wanted." There was a stronger, break down the door knock.

 "Dr. Devang Singh, you are under arrest for-" Lakshmi was wielding a shoe and his children were glaring at him.

"We did a good deed," the news crew would be arriving shortly, secrets would be spilled. "Too bad he didn't want to come work for Oscorp." Dr. Singh was now screaming "Super Cancer!", the big silly.

"Here comes another-"

"It's his second family, and-  We are such good people." Abby laughed as she pretended to look forward to work tomorrow and Kevin snuck off so that the cops wouldn't see him.

"I'm going to tell them about you people, ah!"

"Racist bastard!" Hentai was out of water again.

"Hi, Lakshmi, hi, oh she's beating him with, there are...see you later!" Kevin would miss her.

"We can only do more heroic deeds from here," said Abby.