The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

Catfished, Part 3

"I wish that somebody loved me." Said Janet.

"Me too." Then she could bother someone else.

"How is Dr. Singh?"

"Still in SHIELD custody for his many crimes." Janet loved bad boys. "There's still hope though."

"He's coming home?"

"Oh, no, he's never, I met someone."

"Really."

"I'm a sexy bitch." She had the body of a little boy and no boobs, that confidence and wit though. "We talk about science so much, it's hot."

"What kind?"

"Medical science, genetics, recombinators and stuff, he tells me I'm so smart. And I never see hime because it's dark and I never hear his voice-"

"How bad was your childhood?"

"We talk, about, science." Try finding a man who wasn't intimdated by doctorate(s) and the elegance and grace of a Prima Ballerina- sometimes, it had been awhile.

The Previous Magical Evening...

"Hey, what does blood taste like?"

"You mean plasma?"

"Yep, you have those sucky feeler things on your hands, what does blood taste like?"

"It...no one has ever asked me that before."

"Really?" Abby would have asked Venom if people taste like pork, it was a valid scientific question. Was it sweet or regular?

"It tastes irony, but depending on...I have never described it."

"I was just wondering there is blood sausage, I wonder if there's a similarity."

"Peopl and animals taste different."

"True, we are scientists."

"Would you like to eat one with me tomorrow tonight?"

"A person or an animal?" If it was cooked and one of those screaming kids in the subway, then maybe.

"An animal, with, would you like to go on a date?"

"Why not, when was your last date?"

"Do you remember that episode of Spiderman TAS and I was dating Felicia Hardy?"

"Yes, didn't everybody?"

"They did, luckily I only catch vampirism." They laughed and Abby poked his palm, high fives were dangerous with his claws.

"My plasma!"

"Oh no, I got your plasma!"

"So, somewhere dark, scary, out of the way, alone..."

"Alone, no, that's not safe, I will feed first."

"That's a good idea."

"You like Italian?"

"I do."

"You can get takeout." Abby felt like a princess. "I also like Italian but literally."

"We have something in common."

"I am going on a date!"

"We are going on a date!" Morbius flew off with glee. "Wait, what time?" Abby waited. "Okay, come, pick me up, I guess?"

The Present...

"Did you have a flashback related to something that you just said?"

"Do you have male friends who aren't Hans?" Yes, she had.

"Yes..."

"Great, bring Gary to-"

"No." he literally had herpes.

"I guess I don't need you and your date for a double date with my sexy scientist vampire boyfriend."

"Your what?"

"Yes, my scientist boyfriend."

"No, the part before-"

"My?"

"The vampire part!"

"Yeah, I need to make sure I don't die."

"I guess, I can..." Janet went on YELP!

"Looking for a date now?"

"Yep."

"See you at an undisclosed location after dark, I'll text you the details!" It was just Abby's apartment.

"Okay, oh crap, pounds or euros, see you....she is useful," said Janet.