The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

The Church of Gwen, Part 11

"Hello Normie."

"Hello Child Therapist."

"How are you feeling today?"

"Dominant."

"That's...good," it was technically progress. 

"Who is this?"

"This is my friend, he is also a therapist, he will be shadowing us today to see what a good boy you are."

"Hello child..."

"He prefers to be called Normie."

"Sorry, some young humans have unique naming preferences...you know the whole gender neutral thing."

"MY friend is right, wasn't it nice of him to think of that Normie?"

"It was incredibly kind..." This, observer affirmed menacingly.

"You are a strange man."

"I know."

"Maybe he's strange to you, because you are such a unique child. Tell me Normie, have you been hearing anything from those voices recently?"

36 Hours Earlier...

"What's up Bitch, I'm Liz Allen, let me into my house."

"Did you forget your keys?"

"Yeah."

"How do you spell your last name?"

"A-L-L.."

"E"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, that's how you spell." Abby had spelled it with an "A" last time, like some idiot.

"My moonblood has a strange effect on me, A-L-L-E-N."

"That's you," "Liz Allen" was buzzed in.

"Say nothing about the moon blood."

"Ssssh..."

"Hi Dr. Normal."

"I'm breaking into her house." This was fine. "Is this one of the fast convenient plot elevators?"

"The Fire Marshall inspected it."

"Good," someone got in the elevator.

"Greetings, Liz Allen's neighbor."

"Liz Allen enjoys having your presence in the building."

"Yes, I, Liz Allen, the president, of-"

"Actually, you're the CEO."

"Yes, I Liz Allen, CEO of Oscorp and Alchemax give you permission to live here."

"Actually the landlord does that."

"Ah yes, him, I give him permission to...landlord." The neighbor got off the elevator.

"Farewell."

"Kevin..."

"What?"

"Slap me around a little so people think that you're Liz Allen."

"She does that?"

"She wishes that she could." Kevin pretended to slap Abby around a little. "Oh God, I'm so sorry Liz Allen, I promise not to break into your house."

"And you shall not," Kevin was just going to let her in. Ding, This was their floor. "Home, sweet, home." Was anybody home?"

"Hello, family." They were all at work and school, or at the park with their grandma.