The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

The Church of Gwen, Part 10

"Where is Janet?"

"Around," said Liz.

"What has she bene telling you?"

"Lots of things."

"Like what?"

"When I ask her questions, she answers them, and when I tell her to go spy on Dr. Normal for me, she does it."

"Does she take unauthorized field trips?"

"I trust her."

"Why?" Norman had trusted Abby.

"I don't think that she's been sharing everything with you."

"Janet would never lie to me," but there were lies of omission.

"Oh, hi Liz," said Abby.

"Hello Dr...?"

"We have a problem."

"What is it?"

"The DA, he's going to expose our entire operation." Mark glared at Liz.

"How? SHIELD can stop him, right?"

"Probably, but they're not very happy with me right now."

"What did you do?"

"Excellent question. So the kidnapping."

"You kidnapped someone?"

"I had permission for that, but the kidnapping that we're going to plan, together."

"No."

"Yes." Was this a nun?

"This is the DA's mother." Nuns could have sex? "We're going to kidnap her."

"I'm not kidnapping a nun."

"We are kidnapping a nun." This was a group project.

"We are going to Hell."

"Yeah, probably, or you could just kill Janet." Said Mark.

"So, kidnapping the Nun." Abby laid out a plan.

"This is a blank blue print."

"What does a blank blue print-" Abby turned on the planning music.

"Here's the deal, a Gwen will infiltrate the church. Sister Maggie, will be generally around, meanwhile the Gwen will be doing Nun stuff-"

"I HEARD THE VOICE OF JESUS SAY, I WAS CRUCIFIED AND IT HURT LIKE HELL, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY DID THAT GO WELL!!!"

"I probably should have programmed her with organ lessons, Sister Maggie will probably be alarmed and come to check it out."

"Sister Inga?"

"Da."

"Perhaps you misread-"

"And then the disguised Gwens will strike."

"Sleep..."

"Chloroform takes at least five minutes- is that a Vulcan nerve pinch?"

"Yes."

"I forgive-"

"Thank God for inflatable steel chairs, then we'll put her in your trunk."

"Why my trunk?"

"Normie will be at the church for his exorcism."

"Why don't we just start with the inflatable steel chair?"

"I'm being realistic, they might fuck it up, but if they do Normie, or Stanley, was demonically influencing them." Normie was probably a safe bet. "Then we sneak her down to the basement."