The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

Where is Gwen #328? Part 7

"Hans Mota?"

"Jah, that's me."

"How long have you lived in New York?"

"10 years."

"That's a long time, when did you start working for the IESC?"

"When I won the election."

"Before that, you worked at Oscorp?"

"Jah, with Dr. Normal."

"You're a smart guy."

"Jah, I am, can I go home?"

"No, I'd like to ask you a few questions."

"I'd like to go home." This was going to be fun. His heart was probably...

Across Town...

"My children..." did she say that? "I, Mother, have returned to you."

"Yay, Mother!"

"I know that you love me very much, or else."

"We sure do."

"And your faith has been tested."

"You know it, sister."

"They call her mother, not sister." Hentai had met them.

"I'm not in the cult."

"It is an alternative religious organization."

"Uh-huh."

"Do you not remember the Order of the Sacred Tampon?"

"That was a joke," gone very wrong.

"The scared tampon demands-"

"I was, I didn't think that they'd start worshipping," Morlock spirituality was very complex.

"I know everything about you."

"What are my parents' names?"

"They, mom and dad, and..." How many did she have? 

"What are Abby's parents' names?"

"Bela and...the devil."

"What's the devil's name?" Kevin checked his notes. 

"I thoroughly embody the character, I thoroughly embody the character," thank God he was good at improv and just as maniacal. What was that the surface of the earth opening- "Oh fu-"

"This is your fault, you people wanted-"

"Guilty, guilty!"

"My mole children, we have-"

"Kevin?"

"Janet?"

"Are these your allies?"

"No," said Janet.

"This woman is a dangerous symbiote."

"Huh, a John Quincy Adams statue." It was real.

"See my Mole Children, Janet shall be our staunch-"

"Why do you have a statue of John Quincy Adams?"

"Is John Quincy Adams a band?" Asked Kevin.

"He believed in us."

"As in, you can do anything although you are uglier than sweaty ass or the fact that...it's the second one isn't it?"

"HE KNEW THAT WE WERE REAL!!!"

"I did not know that, thank you, handsome Mole Person." What strange creatures, stranger, Hentai was purple and had tentacle hair.

"He knows, he's in a polyamorous relationship with five wives and three of their husbands."