The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

Where is Gwen #328? Part 1

"Slurp...."

"Don't get any ideas." Johnny was looking at Sister Maggie funny. "She's married to Christ."

"Ignore him, he's Jewish."

"Who is this Christ?" Asked Jo-Venn.

"He died on the cross for your sins."

"Why?"

"Because God his father sent him to do so, and he loves us."

"That bastard," said Jo-Venn. "Where is this God?"

"Oh God, not another one of you," N'Kalla was glaring at her.

"Father, this witch is racist, may she die?"

"She's a nun."

"What is nun? Tell us witch, who are you?" Her Father-in-Law was a murderer!

"Hey scamps," said Franklin.

"We are not scamps, we are warriors!"

"Come on Kids."

"We will find you, and this, God."

"You are inside our home!" The Witch would give them answers.

"They're adopted," said Johnny, "So Christ, what's he like?"

"I was informed of a girlfriend."

"Yeah, she's my soulmate, anyway-" This one was a challenge.

"The DA doesn't want to be your stepson."

"He can sue me, any hobbies?"

"Praying."

"Me too, I love the Jeebus Man." What a lovely family.

"Mother, there you are, I, the DA who just arrived..." They could sense each other.

"I'd like to go home now."

"I'm sorry about N'Kalla and Jo-Venn, they...." The blind people could also sense each other.

"He was married to her."

"It was a Skrull masquerading as me."

"Who I stayed married to," Sky was hovering outside. "Hi honey, she's a real nun," this time.

"Oh baby, oh yeah, so good." Herbie was humping the trash can.

"Do you allow that thing around the children?"

"No Herbie, bad Herbie, very bad!"

"I replaced you bitch," he moaned loudly.

"Reed."

"Tonight on Gwen News at Gwen, where is Gwen #328? Our Gwister, disappeared, where is she?" This was compelling stuff, to add to the evidence pile.

"When did you last see our Gwister?"

"It was horrible Spiderman-"

"Spiderman, how is he involved?"

"Mother, it is an honor to meet you."

"It really is."

"How do you think Spiderman is involved in the disappearance of our Gwister?"

"Well I don't think that he's the only one involved."

"Conspiracy."

"..."

"Howard the Duck."

"Hello, I'm Gwen #126, I am outside the Gwommunity Center  where Gwen #328 was last seen."