The Adventures of Doctor Abby Normal, The Basement Diaries

Where is Gwen #328? Part 10

"Gary and I have a rich history together," said Mole Man.

"Arhumm..." Said Janet.

"It started out with a lot of tension."

"What kind of tension?" Asked Steve.

"Excellent question symbiote."

"It's not," said Janet. Her face was in her napkin.

"He hunted me once, but now, we are friends."

"Schew," said Janet.

"But I have seen these six-pack abs-"

"Arhummm..."

"Speaking of another subject," said Hentai.

"LALALALALALA!" said Moleman agressively.

"You probably weren't interested anyway," said Hentai.

"I was there when he proposed to Squirrel Girl."

"You were dating Squirrel Girl?"

"No, I wanted her to wed me or else and be my Mole Queen, it didn't work out but Gary comforted me."

"You can't always be lucky in love."

"So do you f*** those Mole People?" Asked Steve. 

"Frrrummmm!" Janet puked a little.

"It's a purely spiritual union, the anatomy-"

"Although it is possible, it really depends on the position and how many-"

"LALALALALALA!!!" Said Joven aggressively.

"Interesting," said Steve. "That was really insightful." There, there Janet.

"Reed!"

"Sue?"

"How are you still eating?"

"Oh, I was enthralled by the anatomy, never mind," what was this?

"Hey, Mole Man!"

"Do we have no security?"

"No, where's the Gwen?"

"She's," her head was falling out.

"I knew that someone would come to rescue us," said Hentai.

"Who's that?" Asked Mark.

"That's Hentai."

"Is that her name?"

"Yeah."

"Oh."

"That's my buddy..."

" Oh hi, Mark," said Kevin.

"He is going to release me-" Why were the Mole People sniffing him?

"Look, they're hissing." How cute.

"What are you doing?" Mole Man could smell it too. "You work for her!"

"No, we don't, in fact-"

"Invaders!!!"

"They're screaming now." Kevin gave himself baby hands.

"Why didn't you do that earlier?"

"I don't know really," he just liked spending time with her. "You owe me now."

"I won't have sex with that black guy."

"It's not like you were going to anyway, wait, were-" Kevin was going to kill him!

"Hey!"

"The child saw us!"

"N'Kalla, where are you going?"