Punishment

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Four hours earlier that same day...

Joker: HAHAHHAAHAH DID YA SEE HOW PISSED THAT KID WAS!?!?!? HIS FUCKIN FACE MAN!!!!

Punchline: Puny little prick hehehhe.

He smacked Punchline on the ass...

Joker: Now, time to use your no - baby - having puss - puss.

Punchline: Mmm~ you know exactly what to say to moisten me up.

They made their way to his room but when they got there...

Someone was hiding in the curtains...

For some reason...

They looked at the half assed hiding technique...

Punchline and Joker looked at each other...

They were confused...

Joker: Yo.

?: ... He can't see you Larry.

Punchline: Yea we really - we really fuckin can -  who the fuck are you and why are you behind our blinds - you do know where you are, right?

Someone then knocked at the door...

Larry: I'm not here.

Joker: 'Scuse the fuck outta you?

Larry: If you have to answer the door - tell whoever it is that I'm NOT HERE!!!!

Joker: ...

Was this guy fuckin stupid?

Punchline: Y'know what? Fine, we'll tell them your not here so we can deal with you.

Joker: We're gonna address the skull head in a minute, okay? Let's just see who's at this door.

When he opened the door though...

He found Azrael standing over them both

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He found Azrael standing over them both...

Joker: ...

Punchline: ...

Azrael: ...

Joker quietly and gently closed the door...

Joker: ... Hey, buddy?

Larry: Is he gone?

Joker: Yea, he's gone - or at least, I think so. You mind coming out here real quick?

 You mind coming out here real quick?

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