... Excuse You?

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Iz: What, did I tell you?

Harley: What!?

Iz: What did I tell you about wearing my STUFF!!!! I told you the first time not to and you go and do it AGAIN!?!? For the 15TH TIME IN A ROW!?!?!

Harley: ... Yes.

Iz: You MOTHERFU - ... (Inhale/Exhale)

He then just went upstairs, seeing Bud and Lou on his bed...

When he told them not to be up there...

Iz: 💢

Bud/Lou: ...

They got off but Luna didn't...

Iz: You too!

She whined...

Iz: You know you aren't suppose to be in my bed half the time. Go on.

She gruffed out as he watched them go down stairs. He sighed and made a mental note to just give them some food before he leaves...

It's been almost a month since the Joker's punishment - and since then... said clown has been in a coma and a lot of doctors have tried to talk each other into pulling the plug on his ass.

Tim or the rest haven't been around for a while either...

He figured it was because of that night he finessed them. He had a feeling that the boy's been feeling like shit...

He actually kinda felt bad...

For HIM not the rest...

Especially not Babs...

She was hot but so fuckin annoying...

He came into his bathroom, about ready to get naked and get in the shower for tonight.

Tonight was the night that Andy goes against this Dan's team and he's been telling Iz to make sure he, Eri, Mirio, Matt - even HARLEY we're there and he told him he would be.

When he finally looked up though...

He found Tim there...

Iz: ...

Tim: Uh... wow...

Iz was already in his briefs and Tim damn near could see the shape of it...

Tim: (Blush) uh... my bad.

Iz: 💢

He decided not to blow off on him...

Author: Get it?

He sighed, took a clam breath and gave him a light scowl...

Tim: O-Ok, listen.

Iz: ...

Tim: Sorry I haven't really... been around.

Iz: Y'know, the definition of being a friend is for you to be around, right? Was there a death in the family?

Tim: No.

Iz: Daddy issues.

Tim:💧Not really.

Iz: Did you get kidnapped by a villain?

Tim:💧💧N-No.

Iz: Oh, so, you don't have an excuse.

Tim rubbed the back of his head...

Iz: ... Sigh... look, I'm not mad anymore.

Tim gave him a look...

Tim: You're not?

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