Henry Danger Oneshots

D.I.A.P.E.R.

Episode: A New Hero

"Dude don't take a picture of me in the diaper!" I complained.

"Oh no! Is baby Henry getting fussy?" Rai taunted.

"Yes! I mean no! Schwoz why do you need me in a diaper?" I asked irritated.

"It's not a diaper. It's meant to trap a chemical enzyme your creates when you use your hypermotility." Schwoz explains. "When you release the enzyme, the stick at the front will turn blue."

"So like a diaper?" I deadpan.

"Yes!" Schwoz agrees before realizing that that's what I said at the start.

I try to remove the diaper.

"Just leave it on!"

"Why?"

"Because if the D.I.A.P.E.R. collects enough of the enzyme, I can make the antivirus." Schwoz says.

"Wait wait wait." Rai laughs. Oh great. This will be fun. "So, wittle baby Henry, is going to have to wear a diaper so the adults can save the world?"

"Ha ha Rai, very funny." I snap.

"Oh no! Does wittle baby Henry need a nap? A bottle?" Rai teases with mock concern.

"Shut it Rai."

"Now now, no need for wittle baby Henry to be mean. You don't want to end up in the time out chair, do you?"

I glare at Rai before rolling my eyes.

Schwoz returns with a baseball thrower and a ton of weapons.

Woah. Ok.

"I am going to throw sharp objects at you for you to dodge, when you have enough of the chemical enzyme in the D.I.A.P.E.R., I can harvest your blood, so I can make the cure."

"Wearing a diaper while sharp objects are thrown at me. Totally normal after school job."

"Wait wait wait. What if wittle baby Henry gets hurt?"

"Shut it Rai."

"Ready?" Schwoz asks.

"Sure."

Immediately daggers and knives are flung at me. 

I dodge every one.

"Bravo Henry, do you want a little participation award?" Rai cooed.

"Shouldn't you be looking for Rick Twitler?" I growl.

"Oh, not without Baby Danger."

"Don't call me that." I snap.

"Fine, can we just go?" Rai asks.

"I haven't found Twitler yet." Charlotte says.

"And I need to draw your blood." Schwoz adds.

"Oh ya, how about, uhhh, we skip that part?"

"Aww is wittle baby Henry scared of needles."

"I'm not scared dude. I'm just really don't like needles." I admit.

"Sounds to me like you're scared."

"Rai, stop teasing Henry please. Henry, buck up, it's just a needle. Jasper peddle faster, the monitor is too slow. Schwoz, just take the blood from Henry and be done with it." Charlotte orders.

"Fine, I'll get the needle." I grumbled. I'm not scared by the way. I just really don't like them.

"I'm peddling as fast as possible!" Jasper whined.

"If you peddle faster, I'll get you any new bucket you want." Charlotte offered.

"Even the Amethyst Bucket?" Jasper asked flabbergasted.

"Yep." Charlotte replied. Jasper gasped and began peddling faster. "That's what I thought."

"Fine. I'll stop teasing wittle baby Henry."

"Cut it out." I snarl.

"Here, here Henry." Schwoz calls. He pulls out a long, large needle.

"Woah, uh, that's a really big needle." I stammer.

"You sure you're not scared?" Jasper asks.

"Shut it Jasper. I'm not scared."

"It's ok. When you're done, you'll get a lollipop, sticker and a finger puppet." Rai jokes.

I glare at Rai. If looks could kill, and he wasn't indestructible, he'd be dead. I roll up my sleeve so Schwoz has access to my vein. Oh god, ok.
I'm not scared. It's just a needle. It's just a needle. It's just a needle. It's just-

It's in my vein. Oh god. It's in my vein.

Schwoz pulls the plug, letting blood swirl into the tube. Ok. That feels weird.

"Almost done." Schwoz says.

I nod stiffly.

Finally he pulls the needle out.

Oh thank god. I hate needles almost as much as I hate bees.

Which, by the way, is a lot.

Schwoz places a cotton ball to the prick would.

"There. All done. Now I can create the antivirus."

"Ahh! I found Rick Twitler." Charlotte exclaimed in excitement.

"Perfect, come on Baby Danger, let's go." Rai yelled.

"Quit calling me that." I snap as I pull of the diaper.

"Henry can't go! I need to make the antivirus."

"You go Rai, I'll meet you there."

"Fine, here." He grabs a marker from his pocket and grabs my wrist.

"What are you doing?" I ask. When he's done, I pull my hand back.

If lost, return to Rai Manchester

"Oh my god Rai, really? Stop being a jerk." I say as I rub the words off.

Rai cackles before transforming into Captain Man.

"See ya there Baby Danger." Rai calls. "Up the tube!"

"Don't call me that!" I before he zooms up the tubes.

Ok. That's that. That was for @Tyrus4life. I'm sorry it was so short. I couldn't find anything to go on really. I hope this was ok. I will try the have Memories out by Friday and Bullies will be out by Sunday.

Cheers.