Tup: Dogma? Are you awake?
Dogma: I am now. What do you want?
Tup: I heard a weird noise outside
Dogma: Seriously? It's probably just the wind
Tup: It sounded like someone walking around.
Dogma: It's just your imagination Tup
Tup: What if its clankers! Or worse, commando droids?!
Dogma: Tup, you have a serious problem: an overactive imagination!
Tup: No, I'm serious. Just listen
Dogma: I have better things to do. Like sleep!
Tup: But what if its serious! Shouldn't we check it out?
Dogma: Why don't you go check it out yourself!
Tup: I'm going to find someone who will actually listen
On another chat:
Tup: Jesse? Are you awake?
Jesse: Apparently
Tup: I heard weird noises outside and I think they might be clankers. Dogma won't check it out with me. Will you?
Jesse: You're scared to go by yourself, aren't you?
Tup: What! No no no no no!! I just might need backup.
Jesse: Admit you're scared and I'll go with you.
Tup: That's blackmail
Jesse: I guess I could just go to sleep and let those clankers get you...
Tup: Fine! I'm scared to go by myself! Now will you check it out with me?
Jesse: Okay, sure just one more thing...
Jesse has taken a screenshot of this chat
Tup: What are you going to do with that?!?
Jesse: I might just use it when Hardcase is bugging me or something
Tup: ...Whatever
Jesse and Tup go outside, surprised by what they find
Jesse: Hardcase? Fives? What are you two doing outside at this hour?
Hardcase and fives quickly hide some buckets behind their back
Tup: You were going to prank the 501st weren't you?
Hardcase: Uh, well it sounded like fun. Wait until you guys see the-
Fives: Quit spoiling everything!!!
Jesse: Well I'm in!
Tup: Good thing I didn't bring Dogma with me. He would have told Captain Rex right away. I'm in too!
Fives: Well, let's get started....
The 501st wakes up to pink glitter all over their heads and syrup all over their armor. Fives, Jesse, Hardcase, and Tup can't help but laugh.
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Original draft wrote on: 3-7-19
Original draft edited on: 4-27-21
Edited again on 1-28-24
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