The Legendary Book Of Oneshots (Complete)

Your Stupid Face - Asuka Langley Soryu X Reader (Evangelion) (Req)

Crazy how I only need to hear one SOAD song and i get motivated to write a lot of things AT ONCE.

Here's the asuka oneshot. And like always, vibe on 👈👈

P.S.: TSUNDERE TIME

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After such a boring day at school, you couldn't wait to get home, crack open a nice cold can of soda and relax. Tomorrow was the weekend, which meant two days of not being in a hellhole of ten hours of the day. You really thought today would be your day, but it had to be interrupted by a girl who was walking behind you.

Asuka: "What?!"

You took out your earbuds to hear her, but you really didn't want to.

Y/N: "What?"

Asuka: "Why are you following me?!"

Y/N: "You're the one behind me, so you're following me."

Asuka: "Shut up!"

She looked like the type of girl that thinks she's right every time, no matter what. An annoying individual that you really did not want to be with for much longer. You put your earbuds back on, then continued walking.

Asuka: "H-Hey, don't ignore me!"

The music in your ears was loud so all the outside noise would be blocked out, and you sang quietly while you walked as well, just to make sure nothing could distract you.

Y/N: "You should've never trusted Hollywood..."

Asuka: "Hey!"

Asuka forcefully pulled your earbuds out and threw them on the floor. You turned around, seeing the girl angrier than ever.

Asuka: "I told you not to ignore me!"

Y/N: "Listen... what was your name again?"

Asuka: "You... I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Soryu!"

Y/N: "Proud of the long name, good for you. Listen Asuka, leave me alone. I just wanna have a good day for once."

Asuka took a couple of steps back, surprised at your moderate response to her outburst, blushing a bit realizing that she was way too rude towards you.

Asuka: "I... Forget it! Goodbye!"

Before walking away, Asuka purposefully stepped ok your already beaten earbuds and walked at a fast, angry pace. You sighed, annoyed that you have lost another pair of fairly good earbuds.

Y/N: "I'll just buy the same cheap ones later...

You picked the earbuds and threw them away at a nearby trash can before walking to your apartment. There, you saw Asuka entering the apartment next door. She blushes, and just as she was about to say something, you stopped her.

Y/N: "I'm not following you, I live here."

Asuka opens the door to the apartment and walks in, slamming the door shut.

Y/N: "Ah man..."

You entered your apartment the not-angry way, locking your door so no one would come in. You quickly ran in your bedroom and threw your backpack on your bed before going to the living room, getting a can of pineapple soda from the fridge and sitting on the couch.

Y/N: "Ah, finally."

An hour had passed, and you were just enjoying your time, watching some TV, then going on your phone. There was a knock on your door, first it was a gentle knock that you could barely hear. Then, it got more and more aggressive until you had enough and went to check who it was through the peephole. It was that Asuka girl from earlier.

You opened the door, seeing the girl holding what seemed to be a plastic bag with probably something edible inside, since it had a nice smell to it.

Asuka: "Here."

You took the bag, seeing Asuka had this sort of annoyed look on her face.

Y/N: "Are you okay?"

Her cheeks had this faint tint of red, which meant what she was doing was not only infuriating, but also quite embarrassing for her.

Asuka: "I don't know if you've eaten yet, but I—I mean, someone else made this for you. They told me to apologize to you. If it weren't for them, I probably wouldn't have."

Y/N: "The people you live with, huh."

Asuka nods.

Asuka: "I'm sorry about earlier. I can buy you some new earbuds, if you want."

Y/N: "I'll be fine, thank you."

Just as Asuka was about to leave, you called out to her.

Y/N: "I'm sure we'll become good friends, Asuka Langley Soryu."

Asuka tensed up, remembering that she hadn't asked for your name after you said hers out loud. She turned around, facing you with a whole new expression on her face, and you found it kind of cute.

Asuka: "Umm, what did you say your name was again?"

You smile, extending your hand.

Y/N: "I'm Y/N L/N."

Asuka: "R-Right. Well, I'll be seeing you at school then!"

Asuka shook your hand quickly before leaving, going back to her apartment but this time, closing the door with less force.

Y/N: "Weird girl. Hope she didn't poison this."

You walked back in your apartment, closing the door then going to eat the food you were given. Meanwhile, Asuka placed both hands on her head and groaned.

Asuka: "What happened to me? What am I, fricking stupid?!"

Shinji: "Yeah."

Asuka: "Shut up Shinji, I didn't ask you!"

Monday

When you got to the classroom, you found Asuka sitting right behind where you sat, and this was the first time you truly noticed her.

Y/N: "Hey."

Asuka: "O-Oh, hey."

Asuka wasn't looking at you, but looking at something else entirely, still feeling a bit embarrassed after what happened on Friday.

Y/N: "Are you okay?"

Asuka: "We're fine, right?"

Y/N: "Yeah, why do you ask?"

Asuka looks down, taking a deep breath before looking back up at you, smiling.

Asuka: "I-It's nothing!"

Asuka looks at the classroom's door, then she looked up at you, looking more cute than before.

Asuka: "Y/N, can you..."

Y/N: "Can I...?"

There was some silence before a smirk grew on her face.

Asuka: "Can you sit down? Class is starting."

Y/N: "O-Oh... Yeah, sure."

You sat down, and when the teacher started talking, Asuka leaned forward and whispered.

Asuka: "What did you think I was gonna say, Y/N?"

Her soft voice send chills down your spine, making you shudder when she was so close to you.

Y/N: "You got me this time Asuka, but I won't let my guard down next time."

Asuka smirks, going back to sitting normally. Your life was about to get a lot more interesting.

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