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X: Be admin on Hermitcraft, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Joe: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Cleo: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

False: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER YOU DUMBA-

Stress, screaming as something explodes:

X, sighing: Don't listen to them. Don't.

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Hels: [watching Ex sleep]

Hels: I just love them so much, they're my everything.

Ex: [snores]

Hels: I can't live like this.

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Tango: Hey long time no see. How ya doin?

Impulse: I am fine, thank you for asking! Though recently there has been a darkness growing within me.

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Ren: Woof.

Doc: I would never have thought of that.

Zed: Okay, can Doc actually speak dog or is he messing with us?

Grian: Knowing him, it may very well be both

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Biffa, to the group: Can you guys tell me what Wels is holding?

Hypno: a pumpkin

Jevin: pumpkin

Beef: Spooky orange

xB: A pumpkin!!

Etho: I think it's a pumpkin..

Biffa: Wels, can you tell everyone what you're holding

Wels: a Halloween apple!!

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Tfc: You're obsessed with yourself.

Iskall: And you're not??? Sad. Tragic.

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BadTimes: I never brag

Scar: You once called your face the "proof of the Gods' existence"

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Keralis: Here's your coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Mumbo: Thank you.

[takes a sip]

Mumbo: Horrible.

[takes another sip]

Keralis: Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?

Mumbo: Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

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Cub: How are we going to get in?

Ex: Don't worry, I'm a master lockpicker.

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