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True: How was your day, Hels?
Hels: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week.
True: Oh? And what does that mean?
Hels: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
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Bdubs, pointing at Grian: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?
Bdubs, pointing at Cleo: Or a Freak (affectionate)?
Ren: Why not both?
Bdubs: You're so right, Freak (double-edged sword)!
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Zed: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Tfc: I'm worried about you.
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Tango: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Tango: *throws a brick through the window*
Tango: Okay, let's go.
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Stress: Watcha doing?
Beef: Stealing my neighbour's cat.
Stress: Scandalous.
Stress: Can I help?
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NPG: Yum, thanks!
Ex: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Cleo: Okay, what does A stand for?
Scar: Arson.
Badtimes: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Scar: Barson.
Cleo: *laughter*
BadTimes: What stands for C?
Scar: Commit arson.
Cleo: Oooo.
BadTimes: D??!
Scar: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
BadTimes: I raised you real good
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Mumbo: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:
Mumbo: Gri, what the actual FUCK?
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Xisuma: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.
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Doc, turning to Bdubs: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Wels, with a migraine: Advil me up, daddy.
xB: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Grian: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Etho: Like its slips on and off really easily.
False:
Etho: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Grian: We know what you meant.
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Iskal: Hey, Joe, where are you going?
Joe: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Joe: But right now I'm going to McDonald's.
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Cub: False, as Queen, you have the right to do whatever you want. However, as Hand of the Queen, I have the right to smack you over the head if doing what you want nearly gets us killed.
False: I can work with that.
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Hypno: I don't get it, how come I don't have a wanted poster?
Gem: Maybe because no one wants you.
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Keralis: I go both ways.
Pearl: [narrating] In fact he went nowhere. He did not like to leave the house.
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Jevin: I'm like a cat, but I have a lot more than 9 lives and I'm a lot stupider.
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Impulse: Okay, so I know that this is MY fault entirely, but this is OUR problem now.
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Today's question:
Feeling on the life series?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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