Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Zed: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Mumbo: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Grian: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mumbo, learn to listen.

Impulse: What if it bites itself and I die?

Zed: That's voodoo.

Mumbo: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Grian: That's correlation, not causation.

Impulse: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Zed: That's kinky.

Mumbo: Oh my God.

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Bdubs: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Cleo: Nope, absolutely not.

Keralis: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Doc: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Joe: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Stress: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Etho: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Ren: Okay, but what is updog?

False: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Beef: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Wels: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Hels: Surely, that's Uppsala, where as updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Ex: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

X: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

False: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Ren: What's a henway??

Etho: Oh, about five pounds.

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Hypno: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Cub: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Jevin: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Scar: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Iskall: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Tango: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

xB: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Tfc, annoyed: You are disappointments

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BadTimes: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Biffa: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Grian: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Mumbo: Mind your language!

Grian: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???

Mumbo:

Grian: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Ren: Doc, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Doc: Well of course I have.

Doc: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Doc: It's boring.

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X: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Ex: You need to stop.

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Joe: I prevented a murder today.

Stress: Really? How'd you do that?

Joe: self control.

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Hels: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Jevin: Wednesay

Hels: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Scar: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

BadTimes: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Scar: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Hypno: So what do you do?

Wels: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Hypno: Wow, impressive.

Wels: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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X: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys AMAB or AFAB?

xB: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Doc: I personally was created in a lab.

Grian: I just straight up appeared lol.

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Keralis: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Iskall: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Scar, driving Bdubs and Cub: So how was your day?

Bdubs: We almost got surprise adopted!

Scar: What?

Cub: We almost got kidnapped.

Scar: Oh, okay.

Scar: WAIT WHAT?!

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors