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Cub: Where's Zed?
Mumbo: He drank 5 energy drinks one after another and then thought the hummingbirds outside were talking shit about him
Zed: [from outside] SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU WINGED FUCK
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Scar: Hey. This is not the time to blame Impulse.
Impulse: Thank you. Finally.
Scar: There will be plenty of time to blame Imp later, when this is resolved.
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X: Where have you been?! You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead!
Keralis: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
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Ren: we call this a traumatic event
Ren, looking at Ex: not a 'bruh moment'
Ren, looking at Doc: not a 'major L'
Ren, looking at Grian: not an 'oof lmao'
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Tango: Uh.... Why is the kitchen on fire?
Grian: Pearl was trying to teach Hels how to cook.
[muffled clattering and cursing, gets louder]
Grian: It's, uh.... It's not going so good.
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Pearl: *storming into the room* I'm upset with you.
Cleo: But I didn't do anything?!
Pearl: I was looking in the pantry for a snack and you weren't there.
Cleo:
Joe: You've gotta be kidding me.
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Stress: Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.
Iskall: Thanks, and if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.
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Etho: As of today we are now completely wireless
Etho: And as soon as I figure out where Iskall hid all the wires we'll get that power back on
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Doc: I didn't do it.
False: Then why are you laughing?
Doc: Because whoever did is a freakin' genius!
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Beef: A guardian angel is like this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don't get into trouble.
Wels: Oh, like a parole officer.
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BadTimes: This is your chance to do the right thing!
Ex: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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Hels on the first day of season 8: Okay guys, meet my new friend, Gem. She gave me two pounds this morning for some reason, so I bought a jelly pouch with it.
Hypno, whispering: Why did you give him two dollars?
Gemini, whispering back: I thought he was homeless
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Bdubs: Have you guys seen Doc?
Biffa: No, haven't seen him since the storm started
Bdubs: Since the sto- Doc NO!
Meanwhile, Doc standing in the middle of a thunderstorm with an iron shovel raised high: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS
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Jevin: If I wasn't meant to get hurt, then why was I born with the ability to heal?
Hypno:
Jevin: Checkmate
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Tfc: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Can you tell which is which?
xB: *pointing at a picture* that one is the dump
Tfc: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
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Ex: I'm going to kill you!
X: Understandable. Could you at least wait until I finish my coffee though?
Ex: ...What?
X: It's a really good coffee
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Gemini [on the phone]: Send dudes.
Stress [visibly confused]: Do...Do you mean nudes?
Gemini: I'm in a fight, I need people.
Stress: YOU'RE IN A WHAT?!
Grian [snatching the phone]: I'll be there in five minutes Gem.
Grian [yelling into the house]: Pearl! Get your baseball bat we are going to help Gem!
Pearl: ON IT!
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Today's Question:
You have an infinite supply of the last thing you bought, what is it?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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