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Beef: Hey BT, what's up?
BadTimes: I'm sitting in a pool of blood
Beef: Is it... your blood?
BadTimes: Yeah, I think so
Beef: Do you know where it's coming from?
BadTimes: Probably the stab wound
Beef: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!
BadTimes: Oh yeah definitely
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Impulse: just got kicked out of church cause i yelled "fuck the devil" what the fuck? i thought we hated this dude
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Grian: You like Jevin?
xB: Yes. Thoughts?
Grian: And prayers
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True: I'm questioning my choices right now.
X: At this point we all are.
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Scar: what is it like working with Doc?
Ren: imagine working for a completely mature, responsible, well-adjusted individual.
Scar: Alright.
Ren: now take that idea, and throw it out of the window
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False: prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
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Tfc: Gem's not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Mumbo: why not?
Gem, air quoting: i have "no regard for my or other's personal safety"— as some would say.
Wels: several of us ended up in the hospital, Gem.
Gem: only the weak.
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Pearl: And now a continuation of our previous investigation into whether I am literally the only person in the world, speaking to myself in a fit of madness caused by my inability to admit the tragedy of my own existence
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Hypno: I don't know if it's just me, but do you hate it when you go out and there is just people
Stress:
Stress: People .... what?
Hypno: What do you mean, what?
Stress:
Ex: I like this one
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Iskall: Bdubs is in trouble.
Etho: Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.
Etho: *internally* please be alright please be alright please be alright please be-
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NPG: Fuck!
Keralis: We've got to work on your cursing.
NPG: Why? I am pretty good at it already.
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Joe, adjusting his gramophone: This next song is dedicated to you. It is called You Are So Cute And I Am So Mad.
Joe: Because you are very cute. And I am very mad about it
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Bdubs: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Doc: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt
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Zed: You're weird
Cleo: You're short
Zed: I'm challenged
Cleo: I'm insane
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Hels: So basically my plan for being able to keep up with anything for pretty much my entire life is to just not sleep, drink a lot of coffee, and hope the power of spite can get me through it all.
Tango:
Tango: Do you take constructive criticism?
Hels: No.
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Jevin: homicide can't solve all your problems!
Cub: it has before
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Today's Question:
What is your zodiac sign?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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