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NPG: You're an evil bitch, you know that?!
Ex: Isn't that why you married me?
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Mumbo: how do you feel about children?
X: uh, they're okay I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it
Mumbo: why would you throw a rock at a child?
X: I just said I wouldn't
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Hels: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Ren: I think you mean cards.
Hels, pulling knives out of its sleeves: No, I do not.
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Zed: So I have this rock.
Zed: Tango gave it to me.
Tango: I threw it at you.
Zed: I think he's in love with me.
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xB: You know, you're looking a little too happy about this!
Wels: What can I say? It's not everyday I get the chance to punch you in the face without any repercussions.
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Cleo: I like my coffee how I like my nights...
Cleo: Dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through.
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True: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Gem: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
True: Yes!
Joe: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Scar, about to become Hotguy: i am a nice person i think.
BadTimes: what the fuck? of course you are-
Scar: BUT.
BadTimes:
Scar: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me.
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Doc: The heart wants what the heart wants...
Doc: And what the heart wants is blood.
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Etho: I don't think your mother approves of me.
Grian: Don't worry about it. She doesn't approve of me, either.
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Pearl: I'm starting to think our neighbours hate us.
Impulse: It's taken you this long to figure that out?
Pearl: In my defence, death threats are pretty standard where I come from.
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Hypno, drunk: I'm gonna die alone.
Keralis: Hyp, you're not gonna die alone.
Hypno: Jev, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Beef, amused: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Hypno: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Hypno: So I figured I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake", you know? Crazy snake man.
Hypno: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
Jevin, done with his shit: I'M LITERALLY MARRIED TO YOU!!!!!
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Cub: How long were you going to stand there and let him do that?
Tfc, with phone out recording: Just a few more minutes.
Bdubs: [pushing a door that clearly says pull]
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
