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Hypno, watching the worldeater: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Doc: Pain
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NPG: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Doc: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
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Joe: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Doc: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
X: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Pearl: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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The Squad: *walking around the shopping district*
Keralis: Hey, have any of you guys seen Ex? They've been gone for a while..
Zed: Nope.
Doc: No, I haven't...
Grian: Probably ran off to their base or something.
Ex: Hey.
Keralis: Ooh, there you are-
Zed: What the fu-
Grian: I- where were you?!
Ex: Walking right behind you guys.
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Impulse: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Impulse, to Pearl: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Hels, to BadTimes: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Doc: There are two types of people.
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Mumbo: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
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True: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Doc: That doesn't exist.
Etho: Not with that attitude.
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Stress: What's something you guys are better than X at?
Iskall: Mario Kart.
Ren: Yeah, video games.
Doc: Emotional vulnerability.
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xB: What do we think of Doc?
*pause*
Tfc: *sighs* Nice pal.
Scar: I think he's gay.
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Cub: God, I love Scar.
BadTimes: Yeah, you fucking better.
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Beef: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Beef: First who would you kill?
*Hypno points at Wels*
*Doc points at Wels*
*Hels points at Wels*
Wels: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Doc: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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Doc: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Cleo: I was in the will?
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False: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Jevin: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Biffa: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a colour until 1000 years ago.
Doc: What was the colour called before then?
Bdubs: There was no colour, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Tango: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight Doc.
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Today's Question:
What's your playstyle in mc?
How the hell did we get to 100 chapters holy shit. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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