Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Zed: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tango: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!

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Stress: I could cuddle with you 23/7.

False: Why not 24/7?

Stress: Snack breaks.

False: Fair enough.

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Cleo: I swing both ways. 

Cleo: Violently. 

Cleo: With a stick. 

Cleo: Come and get some motherfu-

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Grian: *dials 911* 

Grian: Hey, I hate to be *that guy,* but I glued myself to the ceiling again...

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Bdubs: You are the worst human I've ever met.

Ex: I'd be offended if I was human.

Bdubs:

Bdubs: what.

Ex: what.

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Etho: if something happens and i don't make it, just know that i'll always be looking up at you.

Beef:

Beef: up?

Etho: oh yeah, i'll be in hell for sure.

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Scar: [making a summoning circle]

Cub: Stop it, you need friends.

Scar, summoning a devil: I'm getting friends!

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Wels: So, did everyone learn their lesson? 

xB: No 

Tfc: I did not 

Impulse: I may have actually forgotten one 

Hypno: Also no 

Wels: Oh good, neither did I 

Jevin: [Exhausted sigh]

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Doc: i make good life choices.

Doc: mostly because X forces them on me.

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Ren: do you believe in ghosts?

X: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves

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Joe, annoyed: How many times do I have to tell you two? NO MURDERING THE GUARDS!

Iskall: He... He's just sleeping.

Joe: Do I look stupid to you?

Keralis and Iskall, in unison: Yes.

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Mumbo: so how was your day?

Hels: my therapist introduced me to a strange concept today

Hels: did you know that when a person dates you for a couple of years, they probably like you?

Hels: and that if they tell you they love you and stay with you and treat you well, they probably aren't lying?

Hels: did you know that??

Mumbo: was she for real??

Hels: yes! Very insightful. Really made me think.

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Bifa: You look kind of upset, you okay? Is there something you want to talk about?

BadTimes [quietly]: Why are there so many letters in wednesday?

Biffa:

Biffa [whispering in realization]: I don't know....we should ask Ex....

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Cleo: You guys do realize how insane this is, right?

X: You call it insane, we call it Tuesday.

Cleo: It's Thursday.

X: Is it really?

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Tango: From this point onward, there's no going back. Are you sure you want to go through with this?

Grian: I appreciate your concern, but the option to turn back, was never open to me in the first place

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Hels: goodnight guys

Beef: goodnight

Wels: goodnight. sleep tight. don't let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sun rise.

Jevin: tiktok. on the clock. but the party don't stop-

Hypno, eyes wide, staring up at the ceiling: please

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False: Stress! Stress! Do the thing!

Stress [confused]: What thing?

False: You know the thing!

Stress:....

Stress: Oh!

Stress: [smiles]

Flase [breathlessly]: Oh my god...

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Grian: Turns out it takes a long time to figure out your sexuality after a childhood filled with repression and abuse.

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Scar: sure, i made mistakes when i was younger, but now that i'm older, i've learned how to make different, far more serious mistakes.

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Ex: I'm a simple person. All I want out of life is an army of trained crows.

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Today's question:

What version of Minecraft is your favourite?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors