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Ren: Bonjour Doc. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Doc: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Ren: Is that what that means? Man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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Cleo: I was born and raised in England.
Grian: Which part?
Cleo: All of me except my left arm. She's Russian.
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X: Ex, your smiling what happened.
Ex: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Hels: Grian tripped and fell down the stairs.
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Doc: How tall are you?I
Grian: Height is a social construct.
Doc: So you're short.
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X: I made tea.
Tfc: I don't want tea.
X: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Tfc: Then why did you tell me?
X: It's a conversation starter.
Tfc: It's a horrible conversation starter.
X: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Ex: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Grian: Do you mean alcohol or like, with a gun?
Ex: yES
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Hels: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Ex: Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Wels: That's not how-
X: Technically they're right.
Wels: Don't encourage them!
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Doc: Sorry I'm late.
Beef: What happened?
Doc: Nothing. I just really didn't want to come
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Impulse: Zed would throw himself in front of a train for us.
Tango: Zed would throw himself in front of a train for fun.
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Ren: I had a terrible dream last night, Iskall was in it.
Iskall: And?
Ren: What do you mean 'And?'
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X: Since when was babysitting the hermits my-
X: Oh my God, that's exactly my job.
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Stress: Why would anyone want to hurt Ex?
False: Maybe because they met them?
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Wels: What should I get Hels for its birthday?
Cleo: Medication.
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Jevin: Violence isn't the answer.
Wels: You're right!
Hypno: ???
Wels: Violence is the question.
Biffa: And the answer is yes!
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BadTimes: Hello? Can you let me in? I tried blowing up your door and it didn't work...
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Cleo: *runs into the room and slams the door, clearly panicked*
False: Calm down! What happened?
Cleo: NOBODY DIED!!!
Joe: What kind of answer is that?!
Stress: *running out the door* Hopefully an accurate one!
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Mumbo: I just wanna sleep for like, 70 hours.
xB: You do know that's a coma, right?
Mumbo: God, that sounds so good. I could go for a light coma right now.
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Cub: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Scar: Killed without hesitation.
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Bdubs: There are 10 kids and 7 chairs, what do you do?
Keralis: Have everyone stand!
Etho: Bring three more chairs.
Zed: The most important can sit.
Grian: Kill three.
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Joe: I've never been in a snowball fight before.
Bdubs: What!?
Joe: Like, is there a point system or is it just to the death?
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Tango: What's wrong with Ex?
X: They don't handle alcohol well...
Ex: I'M GOING TO STEAL THE END PORTAL!!
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Wels: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Hels: I'm a knife.
BadTimes: *from across the room* ITS A LITTLE SPOON!
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False: Truth or dare?
Tango: Truth.
False: How many hours have you slept this week?
Tango: Dare.
False: Go to sleep.
Tango: ...I don't like this game.
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
