Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

35 [Tango Edition]

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Scar: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Tango: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Ren: How long does your ideal hug last?

Tango: 38-45 minutes.

Ren: That seems... impractical.

Tango: You said ideal, not realistic.

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Grian: You have beautiful eyes.

Tango: *panicking* T-t-thanks I need them to see.

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Tango: *to Zed* You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better pray they don't die.

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Mumbo: Why did you stay up so late?

Tango, looking out the window, baggy eyed: There is no rest for the wicked

Mumbo:

Iskall: Cat videos. He stayed up watching cat videos

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xB: Where did Tango go yesterday?

X: Impulse decided he should go to see a therapist.

xB: Really? How did it go?

X: The therapist is now seeing a therapist so...

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Tango: since I'm gonna be gone for a while, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice.

Tango, picks a paper out of bowl: for example, "Zed, stop doing that" applies to everything.

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*Going through a drive thru*

Tango: *Paying for the person behind him* Tell him I think he's hot.

Fast food worker: ... Okay?

Zed: *Drives up to window*

Fast food worker: Your food was paid for by the guy ahead of you. He says you're hot.

Zed: *Rolls his eyes* That's my husband.

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Impulse: So wait, Zed kissed you and you said 'thank you?'

Tango: Yes

Impulse: Well, that was very polite

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Cub: BadTimes is an angel that fell from heaven.

Tango: *whispers* So was Satan.

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Tango: sometimes i like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes....

BadTimes: oh wow this is actually really sweet.

Tango: .....and violently jerk their head until it snaps.