Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Bdubs: Get out of my chair.

Joe: Maybe you could reconsider how you're asking.

Bdubs:

Bdubs: Get the fuck out of my chair.

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Keralis: G where are you?

Grian: I'm in a Denny's

Keralis: Why did the fuck did you go to a Denny's at 4am?

Grian: Keralis I didn't go here

Grian: I ended up here

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Impulse: False smiled at me today

Hypno: like a genuine smile or a scary smile

Impulse: genuine

Hypno: the end times are upon us

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Mumbo: He's so cute.

Cleo: Thanks, he's a rescue.

Jevin: Stop calling me that!

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Doc: Have you ever been cheated on?

Scar: One time, Jellie had the audacity to run to Geminii first.

Gemini: Proudest moment of my life.

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Ren: [Says something]

Ex: Shut up.

Random guy behind Ex: Yeah Ren, shut up.

Ex: [Turning his head around 180°] Talk to him like that again and I'll fucking kill you.

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*On the phone*

Biffa: Hey Iskall, so if Grian, Ex, and I were in jail, would you help us escape?

Iskall: No.

Biffa:

Biffa: What if we said please?

Iskall: *hangs up*

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BadTimes: hey sorry I'm late, I overslept

xB: it's 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?

BadTimes: 2pm

xB: ...

xB: the meeting was at 1pm

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Beef: When's the last time you slept?

Wels: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Beef: A few- how many?!

Wels: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Beef: What you need is sleep!

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Cub: Cleo is a homicidal maniac. And you're not.

Stress: Oh, we don't know that yet. I'm still young!

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Hels, sliding a drink across the counter on a slow day: I call this... "the Hels Special."

Hels: It's every. Single. Drink in the café. Including coffee creamers.

Ex:

Ex: [hazards a sip and immediately starts gagging]

Hels: What do you think?

Ex: I think you need a hobby...

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Pearl: Don't play around with knives.

Pearl: Unless you're recording it on YouTube for, like, thousands of views. In that case...

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Scar, tied up, listening to an enemy talk for a long time: Is this the torture? Because you're boring me to death.

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group therapist: What do we say when someone mistreats us?

Zed: You're toxic

group therapist: Yes

Tfc: ... I'm slipping under

group therapist: NO

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X: You know how you worry about me?

Tango: ... Yes?

X, bleeding out: Well now you have a reason to.

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Bdubs: Etho, are you a philosopher?

Etho: Bdubs, I'm dumb as shit.

Bdubs: "Bdubs, I'm dumb as shit" is just rephrased Socrates's "I know that I know nothing" so what's the truth?

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Mumbo: [points to a triangle] See? It is 90 degrees.

Iskall: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter!

Mumbo: No, the angle is-

Grian: Because of global warming.

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Hels: Listen, Wels, when's the last time anything we did went according to plan?

Wels: I do not think there was a last time.

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Keralis: I lost Tango. I turned around and he disappeared!

Bdubs: I told you, never let him out of your sight. That goes double for holidays and wax museums.

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Scar: I'm not all about goofy antics and spontaneous fires.

BadTimes: But... mostly, you are?

Scar: Well, yeah.

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Hypno: This, right here, this is the reason why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.

Jevin: I've cultivated that reputation

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Today's question:

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors