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Keralis: What are your three best qualities?
Ren: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Grian: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Jevin: I really care about your feelings!
Beef: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Grian, turning her head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Ren: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Doc: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Ren: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Wels: I don't have pupils.
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X: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Hypno: Yea, I could drink legally!
Ren: I could hang out with the boys!
True: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.
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Ren: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Cleo, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.
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Ren: Everything's fine, Scar.
Scar: Ren, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.
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Gem: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Ren: But your way is sheer force!
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Ren: Are you having another depressive episode?
Pearl: A depressive episode?
Pearl: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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Tfc: Ah shit, I forgot.
Ren: Forgot what?
Tfc: How do you expect me to answer that?
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Hels: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!
Ren: What makes you think I read?
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Ren: Hey Stress, have you seen my camera?
Stress: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Ren, confused: What?
Stress, grabbing the meat tenderizer: No reason, cute girl things!
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Ren: You believe me?
Joe: Ren, you're the last sane-ish person on this server. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Bdubs: Have you done this before?
Ren: Well, Bdubs, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.
NPG: That's not what we do in this server, we don't read things.
Bdubs: I don't read, Ren.
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Ex: Holy shit, Ren, do you know what this means?!
Ren: Ex, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
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BadTimes: We have a problem.
Biffa: Let me guess, you caused it?
Tango: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Ren: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Impulse: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
False: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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Ren: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Cub: ... Your what?
Ren: My friends.
xB: Is he saying "friends"?
Mumbo: I think he's being sarcastic.
Grian: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ren! All of your friends are in this room.
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Ren: Hey, let's mess with Zed, guys!
Iskall: Hey, Zed, your momma so fat-
Zed: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Ren: Well, uh- your dad-
Zed: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Iskall: The fuck-
Etho: Well then...
Ren: Give up Etho!
Etho: Your grandparents so-
Zed: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Zed: You cannot best me, mortals.
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Today's Question:
Which pair do you think will win double life?
How tf does this book have 104k reads :0 Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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