Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

55 [Grian Edition]

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BadTimes: :)

Grian: You're too good for this world.

BadTimes: :)

Grian: But that's okay

Grian: I'll be an asshole for the both of us

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Grian: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Hypno: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Grian: Th-that's not how that works-

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xB: so what does perfume taste like?

Grian: not as good as it smells.

xB: so like shampoo?

Grian: exactly. 

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Biffa: Do you think Ex likes me?

Grian: Likes you as a friend or likes you as in this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?

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Grian: You look like you fought 10 people and then ran a mile to get here.

Hels: 12 people and 4 miles

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Grian: The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, and I sure as shit ain't climbin' no stairs.

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Jevin: Will X approve of this?

Grian: Of course! Don't you trust me?

Stress: Of course not.

Grian: Good, you're catching on.

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Wels: Why are you two wearing heels and putting on makeup?! We're going to fight the ender dragon!

Grian: It's very important that we look hot and deadly.

Ren: *nods*

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Mumbo: You bought me a gift?

Grian: Oh, I wouldn't say bought exactly... I obtained.

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Tango: I won a new phone in a race

Grian: What kind of race let's you win a phone?

Tango: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me

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Grian: Hey Tfc, you said I could come over so here I am.