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Scar: This isn't going the way you planned, is it?
Grian: Nope, not in the slightest... It's kind of thrilling actually! Though I could have done without the attempts on our lives
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Etho: This is a hard escape room.
Bdubs: This is a family dinner.
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Ex: This bloodline ends with me.
Iskall: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Doc: I'm actually deeply in love with Grian and we've been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.
Hels: Why are you telling me this??
Doc: Because no one will believe you.
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True: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.
False: I literally said 6 words.
True: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.
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BadTimes: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Stress: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Cleo: Not when you're playing with Joe. He puts words like "venture" and I put "dog."
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Tango: you're such a fucking loser Zed.
Zed: well you married me, so who's the REAL loser here?
Tango: you are not allowed to use this marriage against me.
Zed: i am 100% allowed to use this marriage against you.
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NPG: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Ren: Doc is playing hard to get
Ren: Little does he know I'm playing hard to get rid of
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Mumbo: Uh... Are you ok? Are you lost?
Gem: Oh, is it that obvious? What gave it away?
Mumbo: The fact that you're wearing a ball gown and standing in the middle of my private land for one... This isn't exactly the sort of place people willingly visit.
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Keralis: I WANT A DIVORCE AND I'M TAKING HER WITH ME
Joe: WE SAID TILL DEATH DO US PART SO LET'S GET TO IT
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Hypno: My hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon
Pearl: What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
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Random Person: gay people are so gross, they'll end up in hell one day.
Wels: *gets up and starts leaving room*
Beef: where are you going deku-kun?
Wels: hell, apparently.
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Xisuma: Grian doesn't really need to be protected
Xisuma: I mean, I am still going to slaughter anyone that's stupid enough to mess up with her
Xisuma: But she's perfectly capable of anything
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Impulse, holding a gun: Parry this you fucking casual
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xB: are you sure this is safe?
Jevin: I never said that
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Scar: Hey, long time no talk.
Tfc: Let's keep it that way.
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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