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Joe: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Hels: You mean my pronouns?
Joe: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Hels: Uh, I dunno? What are yours?
Joe: CRAZY AND CHAOTIC.
Hels: I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.
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Bdubs: Hermitcraft is a family. Families talk about things.
Jevin: No! Families ignore things until they go away.
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BadTimes: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Stress, new to the server: But—
BadTimes: "But How?" you may ask? That's easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "No thanks."
Biffa: He's right, it works.
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Etho: I'm bi.
Keralis: Okay?
Etho: You're not surprised?
Keralis:
Etho:
Keralis: I'm bad at math, not at having common fucking sense
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NPG: Don't kill me, I have a sibling! I just reconciled with her!
Doc: You think I care about that?
NPG: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
Doc: Wha-
Grian, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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Cub: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Pearl:
Cub:
Pearl: And?
Cub: You are.
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xB: You killed True!
Ex: Actually I believe xe died of natural causes
Wels, checking the body: Knife to the neck
xB: I thought you said xe died of natural causes?!
Ex: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck
Wels, nodding: What would be unnatural is if xe survived
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Hypno: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Beef: What? No good morning?
Hypno: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Zed: I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Mumbo: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Impulse: Sleeping is nice.
Mumbo: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.
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False: I feel awful about killing you.
Pearl:
False: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're bitching about.
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Xisuma: Time for plan G.
Ren: Don't you mean plan B?
Xisuma: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tango: What about plan D?
Xisuma: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Gemini: What about plan E?
Xisuma: I'm hoping not to use it. Ren dies in plan E.
Cleo: I like plan E.
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Scar: Croissants: dropped
True: Road: works ahead
Iskall: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Cub: Shavacado: fre
Pearl: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Tfc:
Tfc: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Today's Question:
If the water is orange and up is in the past, how many left turns does it take to count to green?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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