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Beef: Just be yourself.
Wels: Really? Beef, I have one day to win over his parents.
Wels: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Ren: Couple of weeks.
Tfc: Six months.
Etho: Jury's still out.
Wels: See Beef? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!
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Cleo: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Stress: For self defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Bdubs, BadTimes, & Iskall: Okay.
Stress: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Bdubs: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Iskall: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
BadTimes: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Cub: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Impulse: Theft.
Grian: Disturbing the peace.
Hypno: Aggravated assault.
Tango: Arson.
X: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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xB: How would you like to live forever?
False: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
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Doc: Time sensitive question how flirt boy
Scar: Throw rocks at him
Zed: Hot Dogs
Pearl: Kill him
Doc: Thanks guys
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Mumbo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Keralis: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
True: You would eat yourself?
Keralis: I wouldn't even question it.
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Biffa: Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?
Jevin: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.
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Gem: I thought I told you no.
Ex: But your eyes said yes.
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Hels: Just 'cause I had a breakdown doesn't mean I'm not right.
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Joe: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
NPG: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Today's Question:
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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