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Jevin: I think Hermitcraft has had a great year. I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly.
Zed: Interesting analogy, Jev. Chickens are famously bad at flying.
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xB: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings.
Etho: How and where can I return myself?
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Ren: You played me like a fiddle!
Tango: No, actually, fiddles are quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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Wels: I am a moderate, peaceful, and godly person.
BadTimes: You threw a chair at Hels three minutes ago.
Wels: Yes. It was a moderate, peaceful, and godly compromise from the table I was originally planning to throw at that bastard.
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Mumbo: I thought you were dead.
X: Do I look like the kind of person who dies?
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Biffa: This year, don't be afraid to be yourself. Grow fangs! Unfurl your wings! Vaporize unsuspecting mortal souls with your eldritch presence! Stand on the rooftop and shriek at the heavens until the gods themselves come down to tell you to stop!
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Keralis, after getting his ass handed to him: Don't freak out.
Cub, narrowing his eyes: Wouldn't be the first time you get hurt.
Keralis, blatantly ignoring Cub: I might not have a spleen anymore.
Impulse, about to throw hands with someone: I'm sorry, what.
True: I knew you were incompetent but to lose an entire organ. That's impressive even for you.
Tfc, calling his therapist for the first time in years: Hi, yes, do you do group appointments?
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Gem: This is not how I pictured this trip going.
Iskall: I think I'd be more concerned if it was, to be honest.
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Doc: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it
NPG: If you're afraid of clowns, why do you hang out with Ren?
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Stress: I wasn't that drunk.
Pearl: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Stress: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Hels: Well that's disappointing.
False: What is?
Hels: Ex just tried to betray me.... A shame, I was quite fond of them.
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Joe: You're growing stronger. You might not wanna look quite so pleased about that. We grow stronger, the world grows more dangerous. Life has a funny way of keeping things balanced.
Bdubs: Joe, do you ever say anything encouraging?
Joe: I encourage you not to die.
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Grian: With all due respect, which is none-
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Beef: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ex?
Ex: no
Hypno: i do
Beef: i know, Hypno
Hypno: i'm sad
Beef: i know, Hypno
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Scar: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Wels: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Cleo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Etho: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Cleo: Good thinking.
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X: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Ex, motioning to themself and Hels: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Today's Question:
You can say 3 words to every single person on earth at once, what do you say?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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