Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Stress: We need to talk.

Tfc: What's wrong?

Stress: Can we get Chinese food?

Tfc: That's what you wanted to talk about?

Stress: Yeah.

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False: I have cat-like reflexes.

Beef: Prove it.

False: *sees a cat*

False, instantly: I like that cat.

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Ex: i am going to torture you.

Hels: sounds kinky.

Ex: you are a good person and you deserve love and affection.

Hels: wait-

Ex: just because you have done bad things in your past doesn't mean you aren't capable of change.

Hels: stop it.

Ex: you are loved and you are worthy.

Hels: i need a safe word!!

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Tango: Did you seriously bring a butter knife to this fight?!

Keralis: You get angry so fast, it was the only weapon I could find on such short notice!

Ren: But you know, you have to admit it is BUTTER than nothing.

Tango: ...

Keralis: ...

Ren: I'm sorry.

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Impulse: Ah yes, the four love languages of Hermitcraft.

Zed: 'My family never told me they were proud of me'

BadTimes: 'I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes'

Hels: 'Please pay attention to me'

Pearl: 'Touch Starved'

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Ex: Whenever I'm leaving a conversation I say "bi" to remind people I am bisexual. For some reason, this has not been working very well and most people think I am straight despite my reminders. However, they do sometimes praise me and say "good bi" in response.

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Biffa: I'm an early bird 

Jevin: I'm a night owl

Scar: I'm just some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon

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Etho: We've got a problem

X: Nope. No we don't. I don't wanna know

Etho: Iskall stuck themself to the ceiling fan and I accidentally busted the 'off' switch

X: Accidentally?

Etho: Come on, it's really funny. They're freaking out, come see

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Bdubs: FUCK emotional stability!!! We've been having breakdowns everyday

Iskall: Some would say a breakdown everyday is a form of consistency, which is to say, stability.

Bdubs: Good news guys I'm emotionally stable

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Mumbo: You're lucky you're so cute! Otherwise, I would've sold you to the freak show already.

NPG: What's a freak show?

Joe: It's like Hermitcraft, but people pay to see it.

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Gem: I have only ever been nice to you.

Doc: You stabbed me yesterday.

Gem: There was a bug on you!

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Grian, to NPG: Why are your plans always so complicated? You're like Wile E. Coyote if he knew magic.

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Cleo, depressed, lying on the floor: I just feel like a noodle

Hypno joining her on the floor: I like pasta

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Cub: Why are you so pissed off all the time?

Wels: *pulls out a fifty-foot-long scroll*

Wels: Reason number one out of two thousand four hundred and—

Cub: Okay, okay! I get it, there's a lot.

Wels: *smirks before proceeding to roll the scroll up and put it back in their bag*

Cub: You just carry that thing with you everywhere?

Wels: I get asked a lot.

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xB: I would die for you

Beef: I would die for you too

xB, suddenly very emotional: Please don't

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Today's Question:

If the sun is blue and cake is liquid, what is the smell of sound. True or false?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors