Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Scar: I've only said "I love you" to three people: my mom, my dad, and my dying brother. And one of those I regret.

Keralis: Which one?

Scar: My brother. He survived the bullet so now I look like an idiot.

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*Boatem are in australia*

Impulse: -and once a year a bunch of spiders rain down from the sky! the sky! they say it looks like snow!

Pearl: *sighs* Imp you have been freaking out since we got of the plane you need to calm down.

Impule: it's terrifying Pearl! even the small and cute animals are vicious killers!

Pearl: Imp you are overreacting-

*screaming is heard from behind them as magpies swarm Mumbo and Grian*

Mumbo: *desperately shielding his face* I TOLD YOU NOT TO PISS OFF THE BIRDS GRIAN!

Grian: I WAS TRYING TO CONNECT WITH THEM!! YOU KNOW BIRD TO BIRD?!?

Mumbo: YOU ARENT ACTUALLY A BIRD DIPSHIT!

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Rendog and Renbob: *loud battle cries*

Doc: Holy shit, there's two of them.

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Biffa: When the sun goes out, the air turns to fire, and the streets run red with blood, I am probably to blame for it

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Bdubs, to Hels: So, what's going on between you and Ex? I'm sensing some tension.

Bdubs, later, to Wels: I didn't sense any tension, I just wanted some drama and I figured Hels and Ex were a good start.

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BadTimes: I know how to kill a man with my thumb!

X: Who doesn't?

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Jevin: Is he stupid?

Joe: Yes, but he prefers to be called Hypno.

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Zed: "Hell" and "fuck" combining into the much less substantial "heck" is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chloride combining to make table salt.

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xB: Did you listen to the song I recommended you?

Gemini: Yes, it's good music to eat potatoes to

xB: what

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Cub, texting: Answer your phone.

Etho, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone.

Cub: Understood.

Cub, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Etho.

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Beef: We have the element of surprise!

Hels: Exactly. Not even we know what we're doing.

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Cleo: *plugs phone in*

Phone: *beeps*

Cleo: yeah you like that huh

False: God please shut up

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Ex: I've been the worst sibling ever. I'm very aware of that.

Iskall: I saw a thing on the true crime channel about a guy who tried to kill his brother with a blender. You have competition, is my point.

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Stress: Oh hey, Tfc. What are you doing here?

Tfc: On the contrary, what are YOU doing here? This is MY base.

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Wels: What do I get?

Hypno: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Wels: Ooh, check, check, and check, not sure about that last one.

Hypno: It won't be you.

Wels: I'll get my coat.

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Ren: if your bones are wet then you're alive, if they're dry, you're dead

Tango: I am murdered in a desert. There has been no rain for years. My corpse is in its skeletal stage. Finally, it starts raining, full force. The sand is washed from my dry bones. My bones become wet once more and I am revived. Invigorated. Ready to fucking party

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Today's Question:

Favourite game? (not including Minecraft)

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next time, bye! ~Mors